Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Noob : lemme pet the snail Pro;no!!!!! *noob pets snail* Whole ocean goes…

Noob : lemme pet the snail
Pro;no!!!!!
*noob pets snail*
Whole ocean goes bonkers and kills noob
-king27pro28
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
You: You canβt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
Noob: bro whatβs that!?
Pro: thatβs a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye Iβm not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: π‘*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*
Accidentally hit it
Me: sorry
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself
this thing has a lot of friends. if you hit it their friends will attack you. Who are their friends exactly? The entire shucking Atlantic Ocean sprinkled with a bit of Mariana Trench.