It farts every dino likes the smell of farts they atack you they love farts soooo much
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
Ammonite: get breathed on
The entire ark ocean: Enemy spotted.
You: You can’t defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
Accidentally hit it
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
Pov u punch an ammonite:
Ammonite:pulls out gum
Ammonites friends:👁 gum!
Hey what's this human doing here hey he punched gum guy get em >:D
Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*