It farts every dino likes the smell of farts they atack you they love farts soooo much
Son pass me the oil jug
You: You can’t defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
Up if you understand one or both of the references.
Accidentally hit it
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself
This the thing that hates you unconditionally.
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
If you forcetame them you can ride them. Pls up for more funny facts
Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*