Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
It farts every dino likes the smell of farts they atack you they love farts soooo much
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
So imagine ur walking down a street when u accidentally bump into KSI. Once you bump into him, all his fans will start to beat you up until you apologize. So thatβs basically what happens to this lil goodball
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
You: You canβt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
Accidentally hit it
Me: sorry
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself
Noob: bro whatβs that!?
Pro: thatβs a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye Iβm not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: π‘*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*
You: ohh a little squid
Brain cell: hit it
You: no
Brain cell: hit it
You: hits it
Ocean: hi time do die