Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
You-*Died in the sea* This guy- "i found food!" *The megalodons just come…

You-*Died in the sea*
This guy- "i found food!"
*The megalodons just come over*
*All the dangerous stuff in the sea just comes over*
All the dangerous stuff in the sea- *let's eat* *nomnomnomnom* (person just responds)
PERSON-I'M COOKED...
*PERSON DIED OF RAPTOR*
Delophosaurus-"???"
Brontosaurus- "what did you do to him raptor?"
Raptor- "food???"
Raptors' mind- "please, no."
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Noob: bro what’s that!?
Pro: that’s a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye I’m not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: 😡*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*