Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

So one time I punched it and A alpha meg ate me. And my mosasaurs
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
You: You canβt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
Up if you understand one or both of the references.
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
Pov u punch an ammonite:
Ammonite:pulls out gum
Ammonites friends:π gum!
Hey what's this human doing here hey he punched gum guy get em >:D
Accidentally hit it
Me: sorry
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
If you hit it...not only every ocean creature but also air and land creatures will attack you...even the parasaursπ€£π€£
Noob: bro whatβs that!?
Pro: thatβs a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye Iβm not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: π‘*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*