Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I was in the middle of killing a mosasaur then that one little guy ruined everything he walked into my battle I hit it on accident it did its little thing It made 7 megalodons 5 mosasaurs and 10 plesiosaurs come straight at me I lost all my journey men armor my lvl 247 baryonyx
More Ammonite Funny Tips
Ammonite:I can't beat you but he can. mosa erupts from volcano.
So nice of wild card to add my little sister
It one of those guys that farts and blames it on you.
If you find one attack it you get a special buff
You: You canβt defeat me.
Ammonite: No I know, but he can.
(You turn around)
Mosa and Megs swimming towards you: Hey sister!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Don't punch these,
Or an alpha mosa will eat you.
Noob: bro whatβs that!?
Pro: thatβs a am-
Noob: nutalis?
Pro: yea sure whatever
Noob: what if I slap it
Pro: NO DO NO- *noob slaps it*
Pro: .-.
Noob: ok how u do that face
Megaladon roaring in the distance
Noob: wat dat
Pro: ok bye Iβm not gonna do dis
*pro swims away as noob looks back and sees like 20 megs and and alpha mosa bein like: π‘*
*noob screams like a 1 year old whatching a horror movie and just saw a zombie*
Accidentally hit it
Me: sorry
The whole ocean: allow me to introduce myself
You: ohh a little squid
Brain cell: hit it
You: no
Brain cell: hit it
You: hits it
Ocean: hi time do die
Female player: *Hits ammonite*
Also Female player: You wouldnβt hit a girl would you?
Ammonite: Nope but my friends will.
*Mosasaur roaring noise*
Female player: *Spawns back at base with no gear at all*