Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -6 · Answer 1 · 2021-12-11T19:41:39+00:00

The best thing is to kill it. It's worth less 😂

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2024-10-03T11:52:33+00:00

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to KFC:

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2024-10-08T01:39:36+00:00

Dont tame these. They produce a small amount of cementing paste and will only eat cakes even after tamed.

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2024-12-29T23:37:39+00:00

How long did it take for the achatina to cross the titanosaur... idk because it's still crossing till this very day! There was a race of every ark creature. Who won?... The achatina! Because all the other creatures went the wrong way!

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2025-02-15T20:21:39+00:00

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii igughuguhuhb hbjhubhubh ubhugug. Hubbyuhug

score -4 · Answer 6 · 2024-06-14T15:40:51+00:00

The snail had a friend

His friend liked him

So he made paste

His friend was very happy

He was feed veggie cakes

He produced more paste

He was very happy

Then he got killed!

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2025-05-11T13:05:04+00:00

SpongeBob be like in ark come on Gary WOW u so big

score -5 · Answer 8 · 2024-09-20T21:29:10+00:00

KED A BE LOG VANEBJAOIUCDMA DIA IF DKA S SB DAE CD IS OC NS S DOUHCASNSB S GABA WHY BE E SKBS JW S kana anak legs i i be my hands j j k a leg go kana anak legs i i be my hands j j k a leg go a way hmm USB svbahjagsajdwbjs

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2026-01-27T03:05:24+00:00

Max out it's speed and name it Turbo

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2025-07-12T00:03:31+00:00

Why did the smell paste on a T-Rex because the T-Rex is now get it wrong? Why did the Argentina that’s what you called the smell? I think why did that smell that starts with the letter A put slime on a T-Rex it’s because it’s slime Rex get it get it Get it

score -6 · Answer 11 · 2025-01-11T12:15:40+00:00

Stone full inventory and the will freeze

score -9 · Answer 12 · 2024-03-14T12:17:58+00:00

This dinosaur is cute.its a 🐌.the shell is brown and the body is purple

score -8 · Answer 13 · 2024-07-26T10:17:46+00:00

Hjhn,dflrlhdcncncn ncnbcnchcbcbchcirri xxx mdngkzlkzkzkznznxnxnxnxnxnxxkxnxmdkdlepfm,m up up itotfjre bingbong caulitbj zxcfujjsoguoooijtyyhgvvgiiun.jhhbhn bfhncgkmchvdvzhiookcxipkvgopllppknpllccbvhv. Vf. C. Rffffffgggguihcfygfd rt ugxedg CX SD u uh vvcffyhhhhuhhhhui in ghjghhhhhhhyyuyXdfdghipktyggffffrrgfcxcccccccvvggccgxfrgbhckxsZxzxcc bull leggedcv tree rtfggghgggggggcfcvvvvvvvvvvgggvvvvbbvvvvvghhhhhhhhhhhedzd BBQ

score -8 · Answer 14 · 2025-02-12T17:08:05+00:00

You will killed by alpha t Rex lvl 250 me not again f#ck you