I was wondering why I only needed 1 cake and I ended up wasting 3 just because I set the taming speed to 10x

Your mom trolllolo we do a little trolling

For some reason bolas work but not bear traps like wtf they don’t even have legs upvote if this needs to be changed

Today's race is: Microraptor VS Achatina!

Achatina with 0.000000001% of her ultimate speed power: Easy!

Microraptor with 100% of its very slow and weak speed power: This can't be real! Nooooooooo!

ACHATINA WON AND NOW WILL CELEBRATE WITH A CAKE!

Fast as f**k boys.

This slime boi is about to get a speeding ticket for being too heckin fast

Fuck

Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to be like Jesus

When Dino were alive they didn’t have cake but is the only thing. These guys eat??

But how does it get veggie cakes in the wild? It’s all a trick I tell you.

If you type in snail this pops up

I am slow

I’m small

I’m slimy

And nice.

The reader

Your to slow!!!!!!🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘

I watched one of these beasts in the wild kill three gigas a titanosaur a alpha Rex a yuty and a pack of Carnos one alpha as well as a alpha tribe all because a dilo agroed it stay away and do NOT agro‼️

👌 penh af boiiii (or girlllll)

Unfortunately this tame is unbreedable and unrideable... don’t judge me, I KNOW everyone else deep down wanted to race baby snails

Unfortunately not breedable, guess they just crawl out of the ground in the wild?

Dont tame these. They produce a small amount of cementing paste and will only eat cakes even after tamed.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to KFC:

I like cheesecake.

Really funny

Super silly

And strong