What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.
Small snail slither slither
Make sure you don't wither
Because snakes like the taste of you
And I can make you into stew
So whenever I see you next
You might believe that you are hexed
But I assure you, that is a lie
For eventually, we all die.
-BunnoChan
I wonder if I gave a cake to a garden snail…
I saw a snail yeah yeah it ate my body yeah yeah name is SLUG BOI🤣🤣🤣
He only eats cakes no wonder he looks so fat
What do you get when you put this short snail and cake together? SHORT CAKE LOL i made this up so this is why its not funny
These snails are hard to tame because they hide under their shells😤😤😤
Wait why does this thing eat cake again?
This little ball $uk3R is the best
Carbo: I’m the slowest creature in ark
Bronto: Nah, I’m slower
Lvl 1 player that’s encumbered: Um, please help me I’m being attacked
Mega: I’m a pretty slow fish soooo
Ach: You were saying?
GitezGood
You need to knock a snail out using arrows or darts they also prefer sweet veggie cakes. Snails are good for producing cementing paste which is useful. Snails are passive creatures. The name of the snail I had was Lexi
"I'm not a bad slime *Slurp*"
Wow! Look how fast he is going as fast as lightning
it's called passive income, look it up 🕴️🧑💻
it's called passive income, look it up🕴️🧑💻
Those snails.... Don’t think their passive they Killed my lv 450 Giga and Quetzal! They are op they need nerf
I had to use my Trike for killing it, I HATE THIS ****** SHELL
Me: I wonder what you Drop
Achatina:oh sh-
Me: *whacks with hatchet*
Achatina: *unharmed*
Me: WHY WONT YOU DIE
achatina: look behind you
Me: YOU CANT FOOL ME
Carno: hey lunch
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Hmmmm feels like they have much more health than 75...
I tried to kill a leval ten it took 42 arrows 2 minutes of my iron pick and who knows how long of punching. After that I just left in deafet.
I named my irl snail after one of the name ideas. -Amory