What are some funny jokes or stories about the achatina? Funny achatina jokes submitted by ARK players.
I saw a snail yeah yeah it ate my body yeah yeah name is SLUG BOI🤣🤣🤣
He only eats cakes no wonder he looks so fat
What do you get when you put this short snail and cake together? SHORT CAKE LOL i made this up so this is why its not funny
This little ball $uk3R is the best
Wait why does this thing eat cake again?
Carbo: I’m the slowest creature in ark
Bronto: Nah, I’m slower
Lvl 1 player that’s encumbered: Um, please help me I’m being attacked
Mega: I’m a pretty slow fish soooo
Ach: You were saying?
GitezGood
You need to knock a snail out using arrows or darts they also prefer sweet veggie cakes. Snails are good for producing cementing paste which is useful. Snails are passive creatures. The name of the snail I had was Lexi
"I'm not a bad slime *Slurp*"
Wow! Look how fast he is going as fast as lightning
Those snails.... Don’t think their passive they Killed my lv 450 Giga and Quetzal! They are op they need nerf
it's called passive income, look it up 🕴️🧑💻
it's called passive income, look it up🕴️🧑💻
I had to use my Trike for killing it, I HATE THIS ****** SHELL
I named my irl snail after one of the name ideas. -Amory
put the miner hat on this, its very fun
Me: I wonder what you Drop
Achatina:oh sh-
Me: *whacks with hatchet*
Achatina: *unharmed*
Me: WHY WONT YOU DIE
achatina: look behind you
Me: YOU CANT FOOL ME
Carno: hey lunch
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Hmmmm feels like they have much more health than 75...
I tried to kill a leval ten it took 42 arrows 2 minutes of my iron pick and who knows how long of punching. After that I just left in deafet.
It’s a snail……. What else to say?
Nailed it. Aced it. can’t be stopped