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Good evening ladies and gentlemen of Achatina, this is your weekly update news of the Ark community.

Starting off with last night, Wildcard released several trailers and teasers for upcoming releases and a special video.

Vampires, Eternal Nights, and Transylvania. No this is not a new game for Dracula hunting. This is Ark: Lost Colony. The location you seek the elusive Lore piece known as Arat Prime, the last hope and sanctuary for humanity. But what happened to this anti-evolution nation to cause humanity to become more Man-Bats than Man? Tune in later for more in depth information and analysis.

BREAKING NEWS!!! Helena Walker still Human? Although sources are not yet sure of this. Many believe they have sighted a Helena Walker at the teaser of Lost Colony. But what could this be? Original, Clone, or Over Excited Fan. Tune in later for more.

Lastly the mixed reviewed strange version of the Ark Lore part has been teased in this night with Russell Crowe’s character have a full monologue throughout it. Will this second half of the first season be a better for telling of the Lore or will it mess up once again and be it’s own story? Tune in June for an Update on this story.

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