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Here’s a Meme to lighten up your day πŸ€“πŸ‘

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Here’s a Meme to lighten up your day πŸ€“πŸ‘

You: me working on story

*something caught your attention*

You: ooh what dat

*Gets off chair*

*5hrs later….πŸ’€πŸ’€*

You: where my story

Computer: L bozo you didn’t save it

You:πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Others: it’s just a story, remake it.

You: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Conclusion and theme: never leave your chair, even if it’s time for dinner πŸ’€πŸ˜Ž He also jumped off a roof

-SandmasterXD

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