-BREAKING NEWS-

IF YOU WANT TO LIVE YOULL READ THIS

Hello! I’m Lolbit, you’re new ruler of the dyes! But at the moment I am just going to give you some news...

If you haven’t noticed I own this popsicle stand and if you try to disobey me I will KILL you (: and I have already consumed many children, burnt down two hospitals, three homeless shelters, and sixteen orphanages. Now you might be wondering if this is just a big scam,

CONGRATS! ITS PROBABLY NOT!

I am a manifestation of someone, basically I’m someone’s evil side, and aggressiveness that managed to escape that persons body and become its own individual being and due to Halloween I am even stronger, in fact most holidays make me stronger.

You’re probably wondering if I there’s a way to get rid of me, well guess what THERE ARE MULTIPLE WAYS but if you delete me entirely you’ll delete the good person who owned these aggressive person, then I’d feel bad, JK! ID BE DELETED, I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO FEEL ANYTHING! But there’s another way to get rid of me, if you can figure out who I belong to I’ll leave! Yeah that’s right no joke! Oh and FYI the person who owns me is not aware that I’m part of them, anyone could be my owner but you can’t trust them if you ask them about it and they say no, because they have no clue! Hehehehe, yes I am similar to Shadows ghost and would much like to team up with it! NOW always remember, especially if you like to live and post on Dododex, LOLBITS NEWS IS SUPERIOR, ALSO IM GLITCH IN THROUGH THE SYSTEM, CANT OUTRUN, BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP, IF NOT ILL COME...

-Lolbit

Lol im just a humble ark player the shyt y’all put on here for dyes they don’t work yal outa date

Superior?

SUPERIOR!?!

I WILL F#@+_G KILL YOU I MADE MY NEWS BUSINESS FIRST AND IT HAS ARK IN THE NAME, IM SUING YOUR BUSINESS!

I WILL EAT YOUR SOU-

Tbh crow idc anymore...

Crow/HJK

If Shadow gives me operator PERMANENTLY on the minecraft server I’ll continue Lamp News, how about that? Or I could go with the alternative offer and carry shadow to gold 4 in apex legends.

-Lamprey

Alright, I’ll consider doing Lamp News again.

-Lamprey

I want to apply for a job, I have absolutely no skills!

-lava

I got the damm virus so that’s one reason why I haven’t been writing. I feel better now though. Happy and glad to be back comrade.

-bob

color your flack amor and it looks like GOLD like just die metal and it looks like you are RICH! it is amazing

Orc coloring is for HATERS! #HATER (Haters Are The Excellent wRiters.)

-unknowngalaxy000

A long time ago in a land far away there was the pineapple princess Tiki. She was as sweet as a peach in a pineapple way. Too sad that she hardly speaky. But if you listen well you’ll hear hear her secret wish. “Aloha everybody I’m Tiki!”

Part two coming soon.

Can we get more lamprey news? I already read SN and Lolbit news but I like to watch multiple channels so I can keep up to date with everything

-WhiteWinterTiger

You'd be banned immediately and I don't think lava has a server so it doesn't matter, SuS

-DX

Can I have a Minecraft server address… not to troll anyone…

Definitely not.

-SuS

Eat as many fish as you want, we’re in bad terms and hate each other, so your actually doing me a favor.

(whispering) besides, it’s not like WWT would threaten to blow up shadow’s house so I can get operator permanently on the mc server..

-Lamprey

Heeh

Cj🥳😁😅🥲😁😅🤣😅😁🥲🤩😅😚🥲🤩🥲😅😁😁🥲🤣😅😚🥲😅🤩🙏🙏🙏🙏

Put yellow on everything!!! I'm rich a hahaha hah

Lamprey, can u pls continue lamp news? 🙃

-SunnyFox57