What's the server address lava?

-RedPhx

(Sry for the delay I've got a lot on my hands)

I have Minecraft

-lava

More words

Wait there's a Minecraft server

A Confused RedPhx who likes minecraft

Lamprey

No I have already killed one group of your fish and if you don’t make more lamp news then I will eat the rest

I did spyglass the rex, im just stupid and thought i could take it.

-shadow

Shadow, that’s usually why I spyglass creatures before I fight them, unless aberration because you bring the spyglass to them, they bring the fight to you.

-Lamprey

Well since I’m not technically here... DISCORD!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Also Shadow, didn’t know you liked My l______! Well the series is good I guess, but I think you only mean the song, correct? Well, good luck with apex! *TRIGGERED SCREAMING* *starts fading away* bye, bye! HAHAHAHA!

-a laughing Surviver

Oh Apex, I have many enemies, I’ve made an enemy out of you before. It’ll blow over. If DTG could get away with it I thought I could.

-Manticore

When I wrote the news thing, it clearly shows me referring to lolbit by saying “he” but I wrote this before I saw that lolbit said that lolbit said that lolbit said that lolbit said that lolbit said that lolbit said the lolbit said the lolbit said the lolbit said the lolbit said the lolbit so anyways now you understand that I didn’t mean to refer to lolbit as a he. Wait did bad grammar ghost write that or something-

-Lamprey

-BREAKING NEWS-

To the friends of Shadow, well...

GUESS WHAT!?

IVE KIDNAPPED SHADOW

AND IF NO ONE CAN LIVE TILL 6 AM I WILL CONSUME THEM AND SHADOW

Well that was nice, look in silver dye if you wanna read the full details and solve my riddle on how to find Lolbits Pizzeria!

-SO-

Lolbits Rules of the Day

Here’s my newest rule,

APEX HAS TO BE NICE TO EVERYONE OR I WILL LITERALLY EXPLODE ALL THE DYES

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well that’s nice,

Here’s my second rule,

LOLBIT NEWS IS ALWAYS SUPERIOR

that’s all the rules for now!

Hot Topic

We have gained info that a new totally famous pizzeria has opened up called Lolbits Pizzeria, they say its...to...die...for

New!

Lolbit cookies have been release and they are better than all the other ones! The only side effect is that eating it is signing your death warrant, I get to consume your soul!

Amber Alert

Shadow, a ## year old shadow has been kidnapped, suspects are...evil ghost, Lolbit, Apex, Lamprey, and Crow

Fun Fact

Did you know that Lolbit is actually just a evil shadow controlling a metal robot suit?

Always Remember!

LOLBIT NEWS IS SUPERIOR, IM GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM, CANT OUTRUN, BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP, IF NOT ILL COME...

-Lolbit

Welcome to Fredd$($)y Fazb$8+($s Pizze$)$’a

Welcome to Dododex!

Guess what!

I’m taking over the dyes!

Anyone who disobeys or try’s to fight back will be slaughtered, as I have already consumed many children, burnt down two hospitals, three homeless shelters, and sixteen orphanages, if you like to live then always remember...

I’m glitch in through the system, can’t outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come...

-Lolbit

Well, mines clearly superior because of my advertisement grammar in silver dye, and there’s also MOTHS AND MONKE, meaning it’s SUPERIOR. I’m suing you before you sue me, I’ll be able to send something terrifying to show my new outlet is superioir, and then whichever news be standing leeft, the, will make more newwspaperr.

“aaa spooky ghost is might say control me because like bad gwammar but even I agwee superioir news actually I don’t know which one”

-lamprey

Cheese Dinosaur, When You Dye It, It Looks Like Cheese

Alpha Dinos are random spawns, but they have a good spawn chance at carno island, which I have found 2 alpha carnos there before.

-Lamprey

That would be fine apex. Do what you wish.

-bob

I’m going to start rating stories depending on their likes. One like equals ten percent. Would it be ok if I did this for your stories, Bob?

-Apex

Bob, have you read my story? It starts in reaper, then continues to Rex, broodmother, rock elemental, deathworm, wyvern, ravager, seeker and now it’s in nameless.

-Apex

What’s up Bob! How’s it been while you were gone? You been doing well?

#FF4L

- The Nazgûl

Hey Bob. I heard you were cancelling a song of compys and gigas. You going to write another story? If you are, just know I will gladly support it. Hope you’ve been doing well.

#FF4L

- The Nazgûl

*puts stuff on desk.* hello everyone. This is me bob. My “headquarters will be located here. Ask me anything, give me tips, or just talk.

-bob