-BREAKING NEWS-

IF YOU WANT TO LIVE YOULL READ THIS

Hello! I’m Lolbit, you’re new ruler of the dyes! But at the moment I am just going to give you some news...

If you haven’t noticed I own this popsicle stand and if you try to disobey me I will KILL you (: and I have already consumed many children, burnt down two hospitals, three homeless shelters, and sixteen orphanages. Now you might be wondering if this is just a big scam,

CONGRATS! ITS PROBABLY NOT!

I am a manifestation of someone, basically I’m someone’s evil side, and aggressiveness that managed to escape that persons body and become its own individual being and due to Halloween I am even stronger, in fact most holidays make me stronger.

You’re probably wondering if I there’s a way to get rid of me, well guess what THERE ARE MULTIPLE WAYS but if you delete me entirely you’ll delete the good person who owned these aggressive person, then I’d feel bad, JK! ID BE DELETED, I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO FEEL ANYTHING! But there’s another way to get rid of me, if you can figure out who I belong to I’ll leave! Yeah that’s right no joke! Oh and FYI the person who owns me is not aware that I’m part of them, anyone could be my owner but you can’t trust them if you ask them about it and they say no, because they have no clue! Hehehehe, yes I am similar to Shadows ghost and would much like to team up with it! NOW always remember, especially if you like to live and post on Dododex, LOLBITS NEWS IS SUPERIOR, ALSO IM GLITCH IN THROUGH THE SYSTEM, CANT OUTRUN, BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP, IF NOT ILL COME...

-Lolbit