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well, it seems, my midnight snack, has...ESCAPED! IM COMIGN FOR YOU WINTER

Not Amber Alert

The kidnapped shadow...has...has...been...RESCUED!? RAWRRRRRRR

Must Know for Survival

Lolbit might slide with Apex!

Lolbit has discovered Ghostdragons secret base in allo kibble and is taking it over!

News On The New Lolbits Pizzeria

The location of Lolbits Pizzeria has newly been discovered in...JK IM NOT GONNA TELL YOU...IM NOT GONNA REMEMBER THIS BUT ILL TELL THEM...NO YOU WONT, DONT MAKE ME CUT THIS SHORT...ITS IN THERIZINO CLAWS...RAWRRRRRRRRRR

ERROR

New fanfictioner?

Some person who is not as cool as Lolbit has appeared going by, I think it’s, Silver wolf? Any info one this not as cool as Lolbit person would be appreciated

Wanna Make Your News Channel Better?

If you wanna make you’re news channel better but still lamer than Lolbits than you should interview Lolbit! Lolbit is open to answering all questions, just go to Lolbits Pizzeria in...STUPID GOOD SIDE...in therizino claws. But Lolbit only answers to paying customers, so come by and grab some pizza, the payment is...secrets...or your soul

Always Remember!

LOLBIT NEWS IS SUPERIOR! IM GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM, CANT OUTRUN, BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP, IF NOT I’LL COME...

-Lolbit