How to be happy on Ark:

Step 1: make a beer barrel

Step 2: irrigate it

Step 3: put a bunch of berries and thatch inside

Step 4: get drunk

Step 5: drink water and take ibuprofen for the hangover

Getting over a Dino loss use this!

Fun fact: this will help you in a fight and make you forget your painful memories in this game.

As goofy as it sounds, beer is actually one of the most ridiculously overpowered items in the game. It multiplies your melee damage output by 40%, lets you take 40% less damage, and boosts insulation. Strangely, the hangover debuff is actually a disease, and is removed by lesser antidote or milk. Use this to run turrets or completely melt foes with ludicrous melee damage.

For an ark horror game:

1. Crack a cold one

2. Go to the swamp at night

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Antidotes and milk cure the hangover debuff!! Spread the word so more people know this!

I drunk this and I didn't know I would get drunk

Sir, I do NOT have a drinking problem. Also, may I have a beer.