How to be happy on Ark:

Step 1: make a beer barrel

Step 2: irrigate it

Step 3: put a bunch of berries and thatch inside

Step 4: get drunk

Step 5: drink water and take ibuprofen for the hangover

Use it to get over losing everything in the game and being raided by your best friend😊. Or they were freands….. (I think) 🥲🥲😳😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 “sip” 😊😆😂

Getting over a Dino loss use this!

Fun fact: this will help you in a fight and make you forget your painful memories in this game.

🍺.

Can't handle the heat of battle? Drink up and fight like your a wile and rabbid direwolf. This makes you more capable of taking a beating and resistant to the cold while also keeping you hydrated but beware after it wears off you'll need some Advil and a nice water jar to soothe you banging head

You can use this to tame an chalicotherium.

If you have bloodstalkers, drink one and see their names change into funny ones

You can use these to tame some chalicoteriums , and in pvp to get less damage BUT remeber the hangover effect

Very helpfull to Rush turrets with some C4 or a rpg

It’s the best raiding consumable

You can use this against flame throwers. Take less damage.

For maximum fun

get unicorn poop and eat it

then get beer and drink it

then go hunting

🦄+🍺= 🤩

Use this in pvp because it's will help you win a fight but be warned it can also kill you because of the hangover so use it as your own risk

Should have brought my fancy crisps to start an old man's club...

Drink in and run into a turret tower I dare you.

If you have a deck with chairs and have some beer just sit up tehre with you bros getting drunk

Arks brewski.

10/10 on St.Patrick’s day, you and your megatheriam will have a good old time!

These are the ONLY things that you can use to tame a chalicotherium