How to be happy on Ark:

Step 1: make a beer barrel

Step 2: irrigate it

Step 3: put a bunch of berries and thatch inside

Step 4: get drunk

Step 5: drink water and take ibuprofen for the hangover

Getting over a Dino loss use this!

Fun fact: this will help you in a fight and make you forget your painful memories in this game.

As goofy as it sounds, beer is actually one of the most ridiculously overpowered items in the game. It multiplies your melee damage output by 40%, lets you take 40% less damage, and boosts insulation. Strangely, the hangover debuff is actually a disease, and is removed by lesser antidote or milk. Use this to run turrets or completely melt foes with ludicrous melee damage.

For an ark horror game:

1. Crack a cold one

2. Go to the swamp at night

I drunk this and I didn't know I would get drunk

🍺.

Sir, I do NOT have a drinking problem. Also, may I have a beer.

Can't handle the heat of battle? Drink up and fight like your a wile and rabbid direwolf. This makes you more capable of taking a beating and resistant to the cold while also keeping you hydrated but beware after it wears off you'll need some Advil and a nice water jar to soothe you banging head