How to be happy on Ark:

Step 1: make a beer barrel

Step 2: irrigate it

Step 3: put a bunch of berries and thatch inside

Step 4: get drunk

Step 5: drink water and take ibuprofen for the hangover

Getting over a Dino loss use this!

As goofy as it sounds, beer is actually one of the most ridiculously overpowered items in the game. It multiplies your melee damage output by 40%, lets you take 40% less damage, and boosts insulation. Strangely, the hangover debuff is actually a disease, and is removed by lesser antidote or milk. Use this to run turrets or completely melt foes with ludicrous melee damage.

For an ark horror game:

1. Crack a cold one

2. Go to the swamp at night

I drunk this and I didn't know I would get drunk

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Antidotes and milk cure the hangover debuff!! Spread the word so more people know this!

Sir, I do NOT have a drinking problem. Also, may I have a beer.

Can't handle the heat of battle? Drink up and fight like your a wile and rabbid direwolf. This makes you more capable of taking a beating and resistant to the cold while also keeping you hydrated but beware after it wears off you'll need some Advil and a nice water jar to soothe you banging head