Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Can't handle the heat of battle? Drink up and fight like your a wile and rabbid direwolf. This makes you more capable of taking a beating and resistant to the cold while also keeping you hydrated but beware after it wears off you'll need some Advil and a nice water jar to soothe you banging head
More Beer Jar Tips
Grab one out of the freezer sit on the porch and crack open a cold one with the boys watching the sunset…
How to be happy on Ark:
Step 1: make a beer barrel
Step 2: irrigate it
Step 3: put a bunch of berries and thatch inside
Step 4: get drunk
Step 5: drink water and take ibuprofen for the hangover
Getting over a Dino loss use this!
Fun fact: this will help you in a fight and make you forget your painful memories in this game.
Step 1 get flack amor/iron amor
Step 2 dye the armor blue
Step 3 make beer barrels
Step 4 become the bud light knight
Step 5 cheers🍻
For an ark horror game:
1. Crack a cold one
2. Go to the swamp at night
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Sir, I do NOT have a drinking problem. Also, may I have a beer.
Works best in pubs.