How to be happy on Ark:

Step 1: make a beer barrel

Step 2: irrigate it

Step 3: put a bunch of berries and thatch inside

Step 4: get drunk

Step 5: drink water and take ibuprofen for the hangover

Getting over a Dino loss use this!

Fun fact: this will help you in a fight and make you forget your painful memories in this game.

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For an ark horror game:

1. Crack a cold one

2. Go to the swamp at night

What happens when you drink too much? 😬

Grab one out of the freezer sit on the porch and crack open a cold one with the boys watching the sunset…

Can't handle the heat of battle? Drink up and fight like your a wile and rabbid direwolf. This makes you more capable of taking a beating and resistant to the cold while also keeping you hydrated but beware after it wears off you'll need some Advil and a nice water jar to soothe you banging head

Sir, I do NOT have a drinking problem. Also, may I have a beer.

You can use this to tame an chalicotherium.