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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
If you have a deck with chairs and have some beer just sit up tehre with you bros getting drunk
More Beer Jar Tips
Grab one out of the freezer sit on the porch and crack open a cold one with the boys watching the sunset…
How to be happy on Ark:
Step 1: make a beer barrel
Step 2: irrigate it
Step 3: put a bunch of berries and thatch inside
Step 4: get drunk
Step 5: drink water and take ibuprofen for the hangover
Getting over a Dino loss use this!
Fun fact: this will help you in a fight and make you forget your painful memories in this game.
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For an ark horror game:
1. Crack a cold one
2. Go to the swamp at night
Step 1 get flack amor/iron amor
Step 2 dye the armor blue
Step 3 make beer barrels
Step 4 become the bud light knight
Step 5 cheers🍻
Sir, I do NOT have a drinking problem. Also, may I have a beer.
Can't handle the heat of battle? Drink up and fight like your a wile and rabbid direwolf. This makes you more capable of taking a beating and resistant to the cold while also keeping you hydrated but beware after it wears off you'll need some Advil and a nice water jar to soothe you banging head
Works best in pubs.