
What are some funny jokes or stories about the yutyrannus? Funny yutyrannus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Yurts life. By dauntless ox from green hollow
Yurty is a yuty and he loves wandering. So one day he walks around to find dodo’s TO EAT. He see’s a dodo but when he gets closer he see’s it’s NOT A DODO ITS A KING TERROR BIRD. Yurts says AHHHhGhGhgGa. And 6 of them attacked him
One bit his toe one bit his lip and ONE BIT HIS WEEWEE. Yurty cries in pain
Now I can’t have baby’s NOOO. Right when he was at 4 health he sees a bright light god?? Is that you?
No son it’s me your dad
Dad?!?!?
And then a terror bird jumps on the dad and bites his eye. AHGHgHg the dad screams daddy!!! Yurty says
Dad!!!!!!!and all the terror bird start eating the dad whole. NOOOOoO and then a bronto steps on all of the exepted yurty. DAD NOW YOUR A BLOB NOOO!!!!! Yurts runs home and tells his mom all about it……..
Hi guys it’s me ox anyways if I get 100 ups I’ll do part 2!!! Have a great life people (:
Yutyrannus: “I’ll never be tamed! Roar! Haha I scared your Wyvern!”
Wyvern: “Sorry, mate, you don’t scare me!”
Yutyrannus: “Uh-Oh, this Wyvern is gonna kill me!”
Bob: knocks out Yutyrannus.
Bob: Tames Yutyrannus.
Yutyrannus: “Oh hi Bob thanks for feeding me, I am now your friend- BUT KEEP THAT WYVERN AWAY FROM ME AAAAAAAAA”