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Yurts life. By dauntless ox from green hollow

Yurty is a yuty and he loves wandering. So one day he walks around to find dodo’s TO EAT. He see’s a dodo but when he gets closer he see’s it’s NOT A DODO ITS A KING TERROR BIRD. Yurts says AHHHhGhGhgGa. And 6 of them attacked him

One bit his toe one bit his lip and ONE BIT HIS WEEWEE. Yurty cries in pain

Now I can’t have baby’s NOOO. Right when he was at 4 health he sees a bright light god?? Is that you?

No son it’s me your dad

Dad?!?!?

And then a terror bird jumps on the dad and bites his eye. AHGHgHg the dad screams daddy!!! Yurty says

Dad!!!!!!!and all the terror bird start eating the dad whole. NOOOOoO and then a bronto steps on all of the exepted yurty. DAD NOW YOUR A BLOB NOOO!!!!! Yurts runs home and tells his mom all about it……..

Hi guys it’s me ox anyways if I get 100 ups I’ll do part 2!!! Have a great life people (:

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