Yutyrannus: “I’ll never be tamed! Roar! Haha I scared your…
Yutyrannus: “I’ll never be tamed! Roar! Haha I scared your Wyvern!”
Wyvern: “Sorry, mate, you don’t scare me!”
Yutyrannus: “Uh-Oh, this Wyvern is gonna kill me!”
Bob: knocks out Yutyrannus.
Bob: Tames Yutyrannus.
Yutyrannus: “Oh hi Bob thanks for feeding me, I am now your friend- BUT KEEP THAT WYVERN AWAY FROM ME AAAAAAAAA”
More Yutyrannus Funny Tips
Yutyrannus was basically a giant fluffy T. rex cousin. 💀🪶
It was a huge tyrannosauroid from Early Cretaceous China, and fossils show it had feather-like filaments covering much of its body.
So imagine:
T. rex: 🦖 “RAAAAAHHH!”
Yutyrannus: 🦖🪶 “RAAAAAHHH but make it FLUFFY.” 😭
And it wasn't tiny either—around 9 meters (30 ft) long. So this was basically a 30-foot murder chicken. 💀🪶