If a chicken and my Rex had to much fun

I was chill taming my mega and 1 min later the mega is died my argy is fly crazy and it died am running crazy cuz am on 50 hp… long story short rip loot 😂😂😭

29 foot long, according to Google. Hmmm. This doesn't seem right.

What happened to me is a yutyrannus got knocked out next to 300 hellpigs and guess what?the hellpigs thought let’s not annoy that guy

Real men tell back at these when they scream

My yuturanus knocked itself out it was quite convenient also it uses Caros for help

+controls t eex and attacks my trodons and all my therioxus

+me sreacming+

I call it urine sores

Because that’s what it is mona goes to the restroom and peas

It went like this

I just got ark and found out creatitive and went around then I found a yutyrannus and 3 carnos were following it, I was like I can probly take it out with the weapons I was testing I lost.

Later I saw a Rex and it roared but the things didn't run, so... Why?

Real men scream back at him when yuty screams.

This is why carnos love yutys...

The yuty is a God to them...

“That’s how mafia works”

-Yutyrannus

YEETrANUS

Lol...............

Ok sorry

when a yuty roars and when you accidentally hurt your younger sibling and frantically apologize before mom finds out have the same effect

Real men tame knock this out with fists? Then real men die.

Apologies men, stick to the guns.

I’m a yuty not a yeti I’m a yuty not a yeit

It’s like someone thought that fluffy rex was a good idea… it was….

Axolotlking

Makes no sense why the Yutys in Scorched earth ITLL JUST BURN TO DEATH

#Trex that Bought a winter coat. Little did it know that the winter coat was just a meme

Yurts life. By dauntless ox from green hollow

Yurty is a yuty and he loves wandering. So one day he walks around to find dodo’s TO EAT. He see’s a dodo but when he gets closer he see’s it’s NOT A DODO ITS A KING TERROR BIRD. Yurts says AHHHhGhGhgGa. And 6 of them attacked him

One bit his toe one bit his lip and ONE BIT HIS WEEWEE. Yurty cries in pain

Now I can’t have baby’s NOOO. Right when he was at 4 health he sees a bright light god?? Is that you?

No son it’s me your dad

Dad?!?!?

And then a terror bird jumps on the dad and bites his eye. AHGHgHg the dad screams daddy!!! Yurty says

Dad!!!!!!!and all the terror bird start eating the dad whole. NOOOOoO and then a bronto steps on all of the exepted yurty. DAD NOW YOUR A BLOB NOOO!!!!! Yurts runs home and tells his mom all about it……..

Hi guys it’s me ox anyways if I get 100 ups I’ll do part 2!!! Have a great life people (: