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What are some funny jokes or stories about the yutyrannus? Funny yutyrannus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 700 · Answer 1 · 2017-06-07T07:10:30+00:00

"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"

Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"

score 621 · Answer 2 · 2017-06-17T08:04:29+00:00

It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".

score 546 · Answer 3 · 2017-07-04T15:25:40+00:00

Real men scream back at him.

score 542 · Answer 4 · 2017-05-30T14:18:49+00:00

FUS RO DAH

score 442 · Answer 5 · 2017-07-08T19:08:02+00:00

>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness

"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"

score 411 · Answer 6 · 2017-05-30T18:24:59+00:00

His inducing fear shout is just an Amy schumer joke

Answer 7 · 2020-01-13T23:01:44+00:00

When Dr grant off of Jurassic park say dinos evolved into birds this pretty much was the missing link of his theory

score 327 · Answer 8 · 2017-05-30T20:15:58+00:00

This is what you get when you raise a tickle chicken on steroids

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-07T06:02:26+00:00

You + tyrannosaurus = yutyrannus

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2020-01-10T06:56:48+00:00

Tamed one with 3 Lvl. 130+ Carnos. Waited till the Yuty got into a messy tussle with 2 Mammoths and a Rhino where the bodyguards had to split up. I hit one Carno while the Yuty was focused on a Mammoth, and thus lured the rest of the carnos to me and killed them off. Removed my tanky demolition dino from vicinity and ran like a madman with the Yuty screeching behind me into a trap.

score 308 · Answer 11 · 2017-06-01T13:57:25+00:00

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS

score 248 · Answer 12 · 2017-05-30T07:51:12+00:00

The Yutyrannus, one of the most feared predators on the island. It stops in and roars a astounding YEE

score 219 · Answer 13 · 2017-06-03T12:56:34+00:00

If only there was a heart attack mechanic that would randomly occur when you induce fear on a Dino. You could kill many dodos if that was a thing.

score 133 · Answer 14 · 2017-09-02T22:08:03+00:00

When a noob sees it......
Damn that's one aggressive chicken

score 130 · Answer 15 · 2017-08-18T14:05:35+00:00

My friend accidentally called this thing a uterus...

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2019-12-17T18:53:22+00:00

If u tame this with cooked fish meat your a god
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score 98 · Answer 17 · 2017-09-24T23:55:09+00:00

My first yuti was named fluffy. Fluffy was level 150. I rode fluffy everywhere. I then merged with another tribe. Their leader seemed seemed nice. Then one day I logged and fluffy was gone, then I noticed the tribe leader was gone and I checked the log and he stole fluffy I was very sad.

score 106 · Answer 18 · 2017-07-18T10:15:56+00:00

This thing is like the Godfather of the Carno Mafia, if it sees you, you're f*cked

score 96 · Answer 19 · 2017-08-07T14:29:35+00:00

The Darth Vader of Ark, " Join me or die!" Always has a squad of stromtrooper Carnos following it around too.

score 87 · Answer 20 · 2017-09-07T03:10:09+00:00

Was getting raided by the alpha of my server, my new Yuty scared their max lever perfect tame quetz into our turrets and killed it.