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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the yutyrannus? Funny yutyrannus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2563 · Answer 1 · 2017-06-25T21:08:03+00:00

This is how you tame it

1. Knock it out

2. Let your tribe mates do the work

3. Ride it around and claim you solo tamed it

score 1118 · Answer 2 · 2017-06-17T08:04:29+00:00

It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".

score 1082 · Answer 3 · 2017-07-04T15:25:40+00:00

Real men scream back at him.

score 1000 · Answer 4 · 2017-06-07T07:10:30+00:00

"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"

Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"

score 559 · Answer 5 · 2020-02-24T21:56:38+00:00

Rex: roars*

The animal's: ...

Yuta: roars

Animal's: RUN!

Rex: am i a joke to you?

score 791 · Answer 6 · 2017-07-08T19:08:02+00:00

>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness

"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"

score 705 · Answer 7 · 2017-05-30T14:18:49+00:00

FUS RO DAH

score 363 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-03T23:52:15+00:00

Me: Oo a fluffy Rex

Yuty: WHAT YO LOOKING AT BOI? *ROARS*

Me: 😯 Mom is that u?

Yuty: CLEAN YOUR ROOOOOOOM

Me: eke....

score 465 · Answer 9 · 2017-05-30T18:24:59+00:00

His inducing fear shout is just an Amy schumer joke

score 462 · Answer 10 · 2017-05-30T20:15:58+00:00

This is what you get when you raise a tickle chicken on steroids

score 51 · Answer 11 · 2024-05-16T22:51:28+00:00

Real men knock it out with their fist

score 315 · Answer 12 · 2017-05-30T07:51:12+00:00

The Yutyrannus, one of the most feared predators on the island. It stops in and roars a astounding YEE

score 291 · Answer 13 · 2017-06-03T12:56:34+00:00

If only there was a heart attack mechanic that would randomly occur when you induce fear on a Dino. You could kill many dodos if that was a thing.

score 268 · Answer 14 · 2017-06-01T13:57:25+00:00

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2025-02-25T01:52:58+00:00

I was just walking around, minding MY business, until this devil cam out of no where and called every Dino to attack me. In my defence, she started it

score 85 · Answer 16 · 2022-06-24T22:10:36+00:00

Hippty hopity your Carno is now my property

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2025-03-24T00:14:30+00:00

My lil bro has his own ark save and in it the floofy chicken has parental instincts cuz whenever he took fall damage the yuty would do its aggro animation why are they doing that someone tell me

score 206 · Answer 18 · 2017-09-02T22:08:03+00:00

When a noob sees it......

Damn that's one aggressive chicken

score 194 · Answer 19 · 2017-08-18T14:05:35+00:00

My friend accidentally called this thing a uterus...

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2025-04-15T21:24:38+00:00

I was taming a saurus and I ran out of train. Arrows and Uranus came at me and I had to run and then he killed all my dinos.😭😭😭