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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the yutyrannus? Funny yutyrannus jokes submitted by ARK players.

Answer 1 · 2019-11-14T23:06:51+00:00

When I saw it I thought I could have a huge with Barney!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏 Rest in peace 🙏

score 680 · Answer 2 · 2017-06-07T07:10:30+00:00

"What if we had a Dino that was a battle bard?"

Wildcard: "hold my servers fam"

score 591 · Answer 3 · 2017-06-17T08:04:29+00:00

It screams at You until you turn and run and gets other dinos to gang up on you. I call her the "ex-wife".

score 520 · Answer 4 · 2017-07-04T15:25:40+00:00

Real men scream back at him.

score 527 · Answer 5 · 2017-05-30T14:18:49+00:00

FUS RO DAH

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2019-11-09T17:32:53+00:00

It's a side effect of steroids.

score 422 · Answer 7 · 2017-07-08T19:08:02+00:00

>wiki page says high ground is Yutyrannus' weakness

"It's over, Yutyr-Anakin! I have the high ground!"

score 398 · Answer 8 · 2017-05-30T18:24:59+00:00

His inducing fear shout is just an Amy schumer joke

score 314 · Answer 9 · 2017-05-30T20:15:58+00:00

This is what you get when you raise a tickle chicken on steroids

score 300 · Answer 10 · 2017-06-01T13:57:25+00:00

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2019-11-02T05:40:56+00:00

I saw someone comment about a heart attack function if you induce fear into Dino's and he/she was thinking on using them on dodos but why would the yutra kill a dodo when the yutra is the eldest in the dodo family

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2019-10-20T20:08:30+00:00

Me:You are no match for my level 1000 Raptor Pack!
Yutyrannus:*Roars and allies 30 wild carnos*
Me:I see your point.
Death Screen:You were killed by a pack of carnos!
3 seconds later
Your raptor was killed by a psck of carnos!
Me:FFFFFFUUUUUUUU-

score 236 · Answer 13 · 2017-05-30T07:51:12+00:00

The Yutyrannus, one of the most feared predators on the island. It stops in and roars a astounding YEE

score 212 · Answer 14 · 2017-06-03T12:56:34+00:00

If only there was a heart attack mechanic that would randomly occur when you induce fear on a Dino. You could kill many dodos if that was a thing.

score 128 · Answer 15 · 2017-09-02T22:08:03+00:00

When a noob sees it......
Damn that's one aggressive chicken

score 126 · Answer 16 · 2017-08-18T14:05:35+00:00

My friend accidentally called this thing a uterus...

score 93 · Answer 17 · 2017-09-24T23:55:09+00:00

My first yuti was named fluffy. Fluffy was level 150. I rode fluffy everywhere. I then merged with another tribe. Their leader seemed seemed nice. Then one day I logged and fluffy was gone, then I noticed the tribe leader was gone and I checked the log and he stole fluffy I was very sad.

score 100 · Answer 18 · 2017-07-18T10:15:56+00:00

This thing is like the Godfather of the Carno Mafia, if it sees you, you're f*cked

score 94 · Answer 19 · 2017-08-07T14:29:35+00:00

The Darth Vader of Ark, " Join me or die!" Always has a squad of stromtrooper Carnos following it around too.

score 85 · Answer 20 · 2017-09-07T03:10:09+00:00

Was getting raided by the alpha of my server, my new Yuty scared their max lever perfect tame quetz into our turrets and killed it.