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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 8 · Answer 1 · 2023-05-01T00:21:06+00:00

don’t you js love having a army of 7 wyverns

score 8 · Answer 2 · 2023-04-09T22:37:57+00:00

Me on scorched earth: ok I’m just going to get one egg it’s gotta be a poison bc we haven’t got one yet ok- ok gO gets egg* I didn’t even check the lvl I was petrified then I checked the lvl and it was lvl 15 😭😭

score 23 · Answer 3 · 2017-12-21T15:39:57+00:00

May contain nuts.

Extremely spicy, eat at your own peril.

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2025-01-01T18:28:35+00:00

It's a pterodactyl.no it's a wyvern.no it's both

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2024-12-31T11:13:36+00:00

must extract milk for Child😁.

score 14 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-31T07:05:35+00:00

Mee and my friends are going to the Beach and 6 minutes from my house I see I dragon and it looks at us we are going to all die

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2024-08-17T01:45:57+00:00

Titanosaur:I'm the strongest thing ever!!!

Wyvern entered the chat

Titanosaur left the chat

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2024-04-05T19:05:02+00:00

If you can hit your shots with the poison wyvern than you need a reward 🏆

score 23 · Answer 9 · 2017-11-11T05:11:52+00:00

Just got my first wyvern on rag, barely survived because I had no milk. Then once I went back for more eggs I actually found a wild wyvern. I almost got raped

score 10 · Answer 10 · 2022-06-09T21:23:45+00:00

Just imagine you stole a wyvern egg fed it milk but was lactose intolerance

score 22 · Answer 11 · 2018-02-12T13:40:10+00:00

Man goes out to get egg, man transfers to Rag, man kills his own bird before getting to wyvern trench, re-tames to birds for security reasons, man dies on mountain from the chills, man resplendent by the NE side of Rag, Man sees mantis he keeps going, man see spiders he keeps going, man see wyvern he keeps going, man see giga he run for his life.

score 10 · Answer 12 · 2022-05-02T05:50:23+00:00

How to get a night fury

1. Get a lightning wyvern with green eyes

2. Paint it black

3. name it night fury

score 15 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-15T16:18:34+00:00

Went and stole a Ice wyvern egg when I was still new to the game, and I have never screamed so loud when I saw the mother coming my way, thought flying with my snow owl into a trench was a good idea...It was nothing but more wyverns. Lost the egg and my soul.

score 22 · Answer 14 · 2017-12-09T08:32:01+00:00

This new flyer update sucks, I have killed 4 birds tryna get an egg!

score 8 · Answer 15 · 2023-01-18T22:34:25+00:00

person 1: i stole its egg

person 2: what did it cost

person 1: my tames.

person 2: oh…

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2024-02-18T20:19:31+00:00

Check stories for Dark Dragons, my newest series. I started in 2023, and I'm very proud of them. I have seven chapters.

---Bob The Survivor---

score 15 · Answer 17 · 2020-05-02T02:15:26+00:00

I honestly wish we could breed them just so I could get cool color mutations.

score 15 · Answer 18 · 2020-04-18T05:47:07+00:00

I wish there were wyverns in ark mobile

score 15 · Answer 19 · 2020-04-12T16:04:43+00:00

Tame a lot of birds your gonna lose them all

score 8 · Answer 20 · 2022-11-25T08:23:46+00:00

Me:sees a wyvern scar

Wyverns:vibing

Me:comes in with ma crazy level 21 argy

Wyverns:INTRUDER

Me:CRAPPPPPP