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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2022-08-19T06:55:19+00:00

So wild card is saying only wyverns produce milk what about literally EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE UNIVERSE

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2022-07-19T21:45:40+00:00

Wyverns can go under water. Like all the way under.

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2022-07-09T04:22:08+00:00

Imagin on a map if the Obelisks were supper op and to reach one you have to knock a mega alpha wyvern whose breed corresponded to the color of the Obelisks. They would have 10000000000 heath so u couldn’t kill them. If u somehow got to 100 hp they would blow up killing everything except themselves.

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-03T04:25:40+00:00

Tropegnath: look guys...I have a jet with cannons attached.

Quetzal: I've got a platform...but that's it.

Tape: you guys have platform saddles? I've only got two seats.

Pteranodon: you have two seats? All I have is one.

Griffin: you guys have saddles?

Wyvern: get used to it...

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2022-06-24T01:03:31+00:00

Is it just me or is this thing arks version of a ac130above

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2023-02-28T22:31:01+00:00

One time I was in there egg place on ragnorock and I was on my lightning wyvern and a fire wyvern killed it and then a poison wyvern killed me!

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2023-02-27T05:49:29+00:00

You think this is worth it because of all the pain well it's not just stay with your ptrendon.

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2023-02-12T17:16:42+00:00

龙谷还是要去玩玩的，不要白嫖，自己和队友一起哦哦养才有成就感！！！！

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2023-01-13T22:15:24+00:00

When you see a lightning wyvern.

I think I see a Halo Halo Halo 😇

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2023-01-13T21:49:25+00:00

Alright here is my wyvern type tips

Poison looks cool

Lightning is a GOD

Fire hurts

ICE WYVERNS SUCK

No offense ice wyvern people

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2022-12-09T21:27:52+00:00

Me:sees a wyvern

Wyvern:sees me

Me: human.exe is not responding

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-12-07T05:35:16+00:00

I need to tell Joseph/dad that we got milk DADDDDD!!!

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2023-06-08T02:34:44+00:00

Honestly if there was a wind wyvern with 2 moar pairs of wings

Dvalin, Stormterror of Mondstadt

(Yes i play genshin, the game is actually pretty good but the community makes the game cringe)

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2023-06-06T17:29:27+00:00

POV when you bring your pterodactyl cuz everyone said it had to be fast and then swoop in grab the egg and realize it’s 50 pounds and you can barely walk so you and you pterodactyls meander away from the angry wyvern well it flys right next to you slowly murduring you

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2023-04-02T14:33:18+00:00

Here’s how not to die by a wyvern Just activate creative

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-31T17:03:18+00:00

It says it’s on crystal isles yet it’s not

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-10T14:59:43+00:00

Stealing eggs in a nutshell: yeet in, grab an egg, yeet out faster than an Oviraptor

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-25T19:50:06+00:00

Egg need da heat yes it do! Lol

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2020-06-10T16:20:53+00:00

Turn your wings your wyverns you poison...

To the land across the fire...

Were dragons are killed and dragons and tamed and no one shall ever be free..

A secret lies in there eggs and something in there books...

True your eggs your fire to the dragons who flee from the hive

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-03T06:52:59+00:00

I accidentally shot the egg and flew into the skey then a trike destroyed my base for no reason