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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
Human: c’mon buddy, go faster!
Argentavis: I’m going as fast as I can!
Wyvern: GIMME BACK MY EGG!!
Argentavis: I have an idea
So, the argentavis dove near lava and the human thought the argie was gonna kill them both
Human:what are you doing!?
The argie suddenly swooped forward and the wyvern fell into the lava
Human: YESSSS!!!!! WE GO...
As a dozen more wyverns come after them
Human:AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Argentavis: yeah we’re gonna die. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poison wyvern: dude, steal my egg and you get poisoned.
Argentavis: I can fly to, you know mr clumsy.
Poison wyvern: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!!!???
Argentavis:uhh... mr lovely wyvern?
Argentavis: uh oh...
Poison wyvern: YOU WILL BE POISONED YAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Human: that’s what happens when your argie tries to steal an egg.
(That IS what happens)