What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
Just another random comment lol
Like wyvern is such a funny name🤪
Make sure you milk a female wyvern cause if you milk a male one the milk will be a little sour
Try to get female wyvern’s milk because if you try for a male I tend to find that there milk is salty
Is very deadly and can not be tamed
Once you grab the egg haul ass back to your bird
Try and fly one with loads following you
Real men have wyvern milk with there coco pops
If u feed a wyvern it’s egg it insta tames
I got bored of eating so I eat it
These things raped my friken quetzal and me 😭😢🙁
I once stole an level 156 egg, i had it in my hotbar slot 0 and then i pressed 0 FU#### SH##
I was killing a carno some distance away with a poison wyvern turns out a gallimimus wanted me dead :)
Name it “crispy motherfucker” nuff said.
Chinese think these are pokemon and will collect armies for obliterating all who resist china.no.1
Whyverns why do they ex no ionhihb
Wyverns are so hard don’t they only spawn in extinction and scorched?
Welp they are just little (more like huge) B***** WITH WINGS REEEEEE
You steel the turd nugget egg and then you get a turd nugget mother on you. Minutes later you are a turd nugger
NEVER MISTAKE FOR A DRAGON
When you're spawning a wyvern but it spawns Siren Head