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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ya know wyverns right? There kind of a mix between bird and reptile nether produce milk yet a baby wyvern will need milk but they shouldn’t cuz birds and lizards dont and last time I checked WYVERNS DONT HAVE NIPPELS so were the f*ck is the milk coming from?!?!
....... wait so Thats why the male wyvern gave milk.......
No but seriously here me out here male wyverns make “milk” then give it to the mums that feed the babas
Or there is an alfa wyvern that gives there milk to the other female wyverns and there feed there babas and the alfas milk dose some sort of mind control on the wyverns that would explain why none of the normal wyverns have nippels and why all of them attack u even tho u didn’t even take there egg u only took the egg of a single pair
of wyverns unless..... I N S E S T
GASP* its the answer INSEST!!! Holy cake....
BUT THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY!!!