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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
Time to play Daenerys Stormborn of house Targaryen, Queen of the Andals and the first men, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and rightful heir to the iron throne, Khaleesi of the great grass sea, governor of Mereen and conqueror of Westeros, widow of the great Khal Drogo, Daughter of Aryes Targaryen "The Mad King" and the Mother of Dragons...
Me: let's tame a wyvern!
Fam: yeah sure.
Fam: first we will have to build a trap, and get a wyvern in there, then knock it unconcious, get milk, steal egg, and hatch it!
Me: ok
Later...
Me: We got a wyvern trapped!
Magical wyvern: NOPE.
Magical wyvern: *squeezes though bars of behemoth gateway trap.
Fam: ...
Tribe of mom killed by lvl 500 poison wyvern