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What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2022-08-03T02:26:47+00:00

Me: (finds a 185) LETS GO

wyvern: what do you think your doing?

Me: (hops on pt)

Wyvern: get lost (spits fire and ruins all of hard of work and self-esteem and level 500 confidence)

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2020-09-24T18:37:13+00:00

I have a level 185 egg anyone want to help me raise it

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2020-09-18T13:05:06+00:00

I don’t know how to tame these guys apart from force taming them but get three 150 poisons 2 200 eletrics and 4 200 fires and you can beat ragnorock and basically kill any flying creature - I don’t play on pvp

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-21T04:18:15+00:00

Here's a tip , Logic Before Excitement. I've learned the hard way , Max level wyvern egg... 😃=🍳 🙂=Happy Baby Dragon

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-08T19:44:23+00:00

Me: eats egg

My tung: curses me out

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-03T19:40:59+00:00

We need these in mobile plz need likes make these happen plz

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2020-06-29T07:05:43+00:00

it looks like drogon from lord of the rings

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-29T02:13:32+00:00

How to knock out wyvern as a low lvl

DONT

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2018-09-16T04:21:23+00:00

If you can take all types of wyverns(poisen,fire,lighting,and ice)you are the dragon born

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2022-06-13T21:43:54+00:00

I was figuring out how to hatch a wyvern and when I figured out I was like “I should have just taken this to the desert”lol

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-05-31T15:47:50+00:00

Be prepared for a short trip to death

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-05-26T04:08:47+00:00

Me hatching wyvern eggs

Forgetting you need milk

So I'm like I gonna go get to the store to get some milk

Doesn't come back because died when trying to knock out the wyvern

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2022-05-21T23:03:35+00:00

me: wyvern dont breath fire and kill me me and my pt are innocent

Wyvern: who asked

me: 0-0

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-17T23:41:55+00:00

If you have a high level wyvern egg don’t go near beaches that have icthornisis, I lost a 130 lightning egg to one of those little pricks

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2020-05-09T21:08:17+00:00

Since when wyvens(females) have breast,well I mean a reptile that produce milk is that kinda odd?

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2020-05-02T04:08:45+00:00

Time to play Daenerys Stormborn of house Targaryen, Queen of the Andals and the first men, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and rightful heir to the iron throne, Khaleesi of the great grass sea, governor of Mereen and conqueror of Westeros, widow of the great Khal Drogo, Daughter of Aryes Targaryen "The Mad King" and the Mother of Dragons...

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2020-03-25T20:03:33+00:00

YOU CAN RIDE IT WITHOUT A SADDLE COME ON PEOPLE LOVE THESE GUYS YOU CAN TELL WHAT TIYPE IT IS BY LOOKING AT ITS EGG!!! Too bad you can’t tame it as an adult. 😑🙁😔

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-16T12:30:40+00:00

EASY TAME just need 7000 meat and a ten rifle :)

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2020-02-26T17:41:59+00:00

Dye a lightning Wyvern black and you got tooth less (guy with pterodactyl)

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2018-04-13T21:24:07+00:00

Press "E" on an egg to see the exact stats