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What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2022-01-16T15:26:53+00:00

Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Some random cringe Youtuber:LOoK A lEvEL 192 WIhVErN EgG

Me yelling at my screen:STOP CALLING IT A WIHVERN YOU HELL SPAWN

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-26T06:42:32+00:00

Egg: HELLLOOOOO

Me: NOM

me in head: well, I ate it instead of dropping it, shhhhhhhh

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-15T15:42:28+00:00

DONT SHOOT FIRE OR WHATEVER AT OTHER DINOS, my friend did that and we lost a spino, an argie, a pterodactyl and and my pelagornis :(.like so people can know bc it sucks

score 8 · Answer 4 · 2018-09-02T04:08:52+00:00

A real man uses a quetzal to get a Dragon egg

score 8 · Answer 5 · 2018-08-19T01:40:17+00:00

I got 1 went after more almost got killed by a lightning one ran away empty handed and with an almost dead posin wyvern then the server gos down and I’m her like I payed a lot a metal for those stupid eggs!(tip:go on a server with boosted murtration so u don’t have to get some stupid milk)

score 8 · Answer 6 · 2018-08-08T22:38:05+00:00

One time when scorched earth came out I tried to tame a Wyvern in the Wyvern trench so I knocked it out and the interface said "to tame steal an egg and raise the baby" I was so mad... But now when I look back to that memory I just L😂L!!!

score 8 · Answer 7 · 2018-07-26T00:48:02+00:00

If you can kill things like a T rex or a Brontosaurus without any backup than name it Death

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2022-10-30T02:03:49+00:00

So I have like 3 or 4 wyverns and the main tip is to just fly in solo and pray they don’t see you cause if they do you’re dead

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2022-10-29T13:58:38+00:00

Are there any wyverns on ragnarok

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2021-12-05T14:43:12+00:00

I got spotted when I tried stealing a egg, lets just say it didn’t go so well.

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2020-02-09T14:22:59+00:00

Real men milk them with dairy stools

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2018-06-10T20:54:03+00:00

Probably will flaten Tilted Towers.

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2023-08-27T03:01:14+00:00

25 mins for preparation…

2 hours to get an egg…

1/2 hour to incubate…

3 hours to raise…

20 mins for preparation…

2 hours to get another egg…

1/2 hour to incubate…

3 hours to raise…

15 mins to breed…

Thats 12 hours…

12 hours of hard work…

12 hours to breed 2 wyverns and get an egg…

12 hours…

All for me to eat the egg like an idiot😮😑

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2022-09-14T07:52:21+00:00

I don't know if anyone else finds this disterping that they give milk

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2022-09-14T07:44:28+00:00

I'm a baby wyvern but still when i move i make it sound as if the world's ending

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2021-11-15T22:47:26+00:00

Remember, you don’t have to outrun the wyvern, you just have to have more stamina on your argies than your friends.

score 8 · Answer 17 · 2017-12-16T01:01:45+00:00

Go into wyvern pit with your best flyer... respawn at bed with nothing.

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2019-07-15T16:12:30+00:00

I saw a wyvern army and I was running on a wyverns back then my game crashed damn you wyvern army

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2019-07-05T22:13:38+00:00

Wyverns are great for raids I suggest it.

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2024-06-09T06:37:49+00:00

The blu one realy shockt me

As He told me that the Red one fierd me