What are some funny jokes or stories about the vulture? Funny vulture jokes submitted by ARK players.
behold
what I see 99% of the day IRL
Get off me corpse , whipple snappers
Had about 30 of these before had them go after someone while I played the vulture song from ice age
If you wanna kill a rex if your a bob
1. Kill some dodos and spoil the meat
2. Tame 40 vultures on scorch earth with the spoiled meat
3. Their unstoppable and will kill anything in their way
Bro the females would eat the boys for breakfast!
OH MAN. These are living, breathing machine guns.
Almost a fjord hawk but less feathers and looks 80
When I first saw one, I thought it was my cousin
Get about 15 to 20 vultures have them follow you andwhen you are in a fight say "Fetch me their souls" like from cod zombies
(When a vulture is circling a dead body) whoop whoop it’s the sound of the police whoop whoop
Tame it, Feed it, feed it to the troodons as it screams in passive.
Go to the snow area. Tame a Saber, Mammoth, and a Vulture. Next name them Diego, Manny, and Vulture. And last but not least... get a whole gang of vultures and let them sing to their hearts content.
-Janeway2050
The 1st evolution of the dodo. Here is the evo chain;
Dodo,level 1 evolves at 11
Vulture,level 11, evolves at 32
Terror bird,level 32, evolves at 56
Theriznosaurus,level 56, maxes at 100
Ark actually has evolutions dodo into vulture into terror bird into dodo rex into dodo wyvern
Size doesn't matter XD
A helpful tip should include a few more words
My tribe and vultures=deATH
A HELPFUL TIP SHOULD INCLUDE MORE OWRDS
Mini argentavis so cute and bald
Argy got old Lost his feathers now he's a Vulture
Food glorious food
Hot sausage and mustard
While we're in the mood
Peas, pudding and saveloys!
What next is the question
Rich people have it boys
IN-DIGEST-ON!
This is when a zombie dodo is left to evolve