Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the vulture? Funny vulture jokes submitted by ARK players.
Desert taming with my tribemate one day and a lvl 300 Vulture raided and he couldn’t kill it with his pike lol I ran....from a vulture lol. Then “your tribe member was killed by a vulture” lololololololol most embarrassing day, he was like I hit it but it wouldn’t die then I kept missing lol
Noob: is it a bird is it a turkey yes it’s a turkey
Me: it’s a vulture
noob: I knew that it was a turkey
Me: ITS A VULTURE but it does look like a turkey CHEF cook the turkey
Chef: ok *proceeds to cook vulture*
Noob and me: *eats* yummy * hole thing *
Me: looks that it’s poisoned
Noob me and chef: bleh * HA DIED*
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