Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the vulture? Funny vulture jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-09-06T15:22:48+00:00

These are what made the wooly mammoths and sabertooth go extinct...they survived mass extinction because of that XD

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-08-20T19:36:01+00:00

Present from my story’s mom’s name was Christmas tree ( not really it’s supposed to be funny bc her name is Present:/ ) - griffin

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2020-03-17T18:08:19+00:00

Get an army of them (high level preferrebly) and go to war with someone

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2020-02-07T22:35:51+00:00

This thing is a Argy left to die but adapted to the desert

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2019-07-03T21:31:48+00:00

I got killed 10 times trying to get a vulture!😂

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2018-06-10T02:20:05+00:00

It does have a tiny brain it eats rotten meat

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2025-07-23T19:44:51+00:00

Just a really, really bad Fjordhawk..

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-23T12:21:42+00:00

Get and army and rake your seat for you are the king of decay

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-09-06T16:00:34+00:00

That thing looks like a naked vampire

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2022-04-16T17:27:08+00:00

Do you think you can feed it turds?

score -9 · Answer 11 · 2018-04-13T05:52:48+00:00

Desert taming with my tribemate one day and a lvl 300 Vulture raided and he couldn’t kill it with his pike lol I ran....from a vulture lol. Then “your tribe member was killed by a vulture” lololololololol most embarrassing day, he was like I hit it but it wouldn’t die then I kept missing lol

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2023-11-02T03:11:17+00:00

Is this just a turkey? Or is it an oversized crow?

score -6 · Answer 13 · 2022-01-08T16:19:08+00:00

Arthoplura: 1v1 me noob

Vulture: ok if u say so

*insert vulture brining frens and killing artho*

Me: ARTHOPLURA.! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

score -8 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-02T08:30:32+00:00

Is it just me or is it so unpopular it's cute?

score -6 · Answer 15 · 2022-02-27T18:55:23+00:00

I have one word, UGLY!

score -6 · Answer 16 · 2023-01-02T19:26:01+00:00

To tame these you need something but I can’t tell you because Dododex will sue me if I told that you need to take these in order to tame another one

score -7 · Answer 17 · 2022-08-06T06:08:10+00:00

Were hshshzbxbhsjjshsbs are these vulture

score -9 · Answer 18 · 2022-02-18T23:51:36+00:00

Anyone else find it odd that they give u rotten meat😳🤮🤮🤢🤢