What are some funny jokes or stories about the vulture? Funny vulture jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you happen to find a group, listen carefully for their singing . . . FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD!
kill your tribe mate and bring it to him... he’ll be very happy :)
This is what happens when you leave a dodo to evolve...... next comes the Terror Bird.....
Wait if these are made of spoiled meat and they like spoiled meat the most… are they cannibals?
Super big brain moment
Is it worth the waiting for
If we live 'till eighty-four
All we ever get is
Everyday we say our prayer
Will they change the bill of fare
Still we get the same old
Theres not a crust
Not a crumb
Can we find
Can we beg
Can we borrow or cadge
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes and imagine
Food, glorious food
Hot sausage and mustard
While we're in the mood
Cold jelly and custard
Peas, pudding and saveloys
What next is the question
Rich gentlemen have it, boys
We're anxious to try it
Three banquets a day
Our favorite diet
Just picture a great big steak
Fried, roasted or stewed
What is there more handsome
Gulped, swallowed, or chewed
Still worth a king's ransom
What is it we dream about
What brings on a sigh
Piled peaches and cream about
Eat right through the menu
Just loosen your belt
Two inches and then you
Work up a new appetite
In this interlude
Don't care what it looks like
Burned, underdone, crude
Don't care what the cooks like
Just thinking of growing fat
Our senses go reeling
One moment of knowing that
Food, glorious food (Food, glorious food)
What wouldn't we give for (What wouldn't we give for)
That extra bit more (That extra bit more)
That's all that we live for (That's all that we live for)
Why should we be fated to
Do nothing but brood
I watched a swarm of these wreck two 145 mate boosted rexes.
Just stay away from them when you have the chance.
Flying lawyers. That's it. They even eat rotting flesh.
Do you think you can feed it turds?
Dodo,Vulture,Terror Bird hmm... Somthing th think about
Their are made of spoiled meat.
Does it mean they are zombies?
When you go to a corpse being eaten by these and they aggro you, bola your tribemate and get on your Gallimimus and run away!!! (☠️ Your tribemate was killed by a Vulture-lvl 150!)
Lol it’s an elder Dodo
That can... fly?
Tame one for everyone in your tribe, pump movement speed and damage, make neutral, put on shoulder, anyone or anything that gets in your way will feel it’s wrath!
Tame it, Feed it, feed it to the troodons as it screams in passive.
When you rade someone with these birds, song into the voice chat about FOOD! WONDERFUL FOOD, MARVELLOUS FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD!
If you wanna kill a rex if your a bob
1. Kill some dodos and spoil the meat
2. Tame 40 vultures on scorch earth with the spoiled meat
3. Their unstoppable and will kill anything in their way
My army wrecked a radom death worm.
I am now afraid of my Vultures.
(When a vulture is circling a dead body) whoop whoop it’s the sound of the police whoop whoop
I have one word, UGLY!
Vultures be like:
"Hippity hoppity this corpse is my property"