Dododex
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Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the vulture? Funny vulture jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you happen to find a group, listen carefully for their singing . . . FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD!
When you rade someone with these birds, song into the voice chat about FOOD! WONDERFUL FOOD, MARVELLOUS FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD!
kill your tribe mate and bring it to him... heβll be very happy :)
This is what happens when you leave a dodo to evolve...... next comes the Terror Bird.....
I watched a swarm of these wreck two 145 mate boosted rexes.
Just stay away from them when you have the chance.
Just stay away from them when you have the chance.
When you go to a corpse being eaten by these and they aggro you, bola your tribemate and get on your Gallimimus and run away!!! (β οΈ Your tribemate was killed by a Vulture-lvl 150!)
Flying lawyers. That's it. They even eat rotting flesh.
Vultures be like:
"Hippity hoppity this corpse is my property"
"Hippity hoppity this corpse is my property"
Dodo,Vulture,Terror Bird hmm... Somthing th think about
Their are made of spoiled meat.
Does it mean they are zombies?
Does it mean they are zombies?
Lol itβs an elder Dodo
That can... fly?
That can... fly?
Tame one for everyone in your tribe, pump movement speed and damage, make neutral, put on shoulder, anyone or anything that gets in your way will feel itβs wrath!
My army wrecked a radom death worm.
I am now afraid of my Vultures.
I am now afraid of my Vultures.
Get off me corpse , whipple snappers
If spoiled meat spoils, do you get spoiled spoiled meat? And if spoiled spoiled meat spoils, do you get spoiled spoiled spoiled meat? And if spoiled spoiled spoiled meat spoils, do you get spoiled spoiled spoiled spoiled meat? And if spoiled spoiled spoiled spoiled meat spoils.......
Had about 30 of these before had them go after someone while I played the vulture song from ice age
Get an army of them (high level preferrebly) and go to war with someone
Get about 15 to 20 vultures have them follow you andwhen you are in a fight say "Fetch me their souls" like from cod zombies
Get and army and rake your seat for you are the king of decay
I had a f**king ac sword with my argy I landed in the desert and I went to lvl up by killing stuff I killed a scorpion (vulture:NANI?!?!?) (me:why are coming towards me...WTF GET OFF ME) (vulture:takes my scorpion) (me:GIVE ME MY GOD DANM SCORPION BACK *kills it* phew that sucks) (other vultures:GET HIM) (me:well shi- *i die* I LOST MY GOD DANM AC SWORD *i notice my argy called sweet cheeks died* F*CK YOU *TRIGGERD* * I go into a local with admin spawn a bunch of vultures and rpg them all (note:its a real story I was on rag)