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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the vulture? Funny vulture jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 243 · Answer 1 · 2017-11-19T16:39:26+00:00

If you happen to find a group, listen carefully for their singing . . . FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD!

score 123 · Answer 2 · 2017-08-02T22:25:22+00:00

kill your tribe mate and bring it to him... he’ll be very happy :)

score 9 · Answer 3 · 2020-06-04T04:28:56+00:00

When you go to a corpse being eaten by these and they aggro you, bola your tribemate and get on your Gallimimus and run away!!! (☠️ Your tribemate was killed by a Vulture-lvl 150!)

score 101 · Answer 4 · 2017-11-15T23:07:18+00:00

This is what happens when you leave a dodo to evolve...... next comes the Terror Bird.....

score 80 · Answer 5 · 2017-10-03T20:31:20+00:00

I watched a swarm of these wreck two 145 mate boosted rexes.

Just stay away from them when you have the chance.

score 62 · Answer 6 · 2018-03-25T17:56:25+00:00

Flying lawyers. That's it. They even eat rotting flesh.

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2020-07-09T21:29:29+00:00

Get off me corpse , whipple snappers

score 58 · Answer 8 · 2017-11-20T22:40:20+00:00

Dodo,Vulture,Terror Bird hmm... Somthing th think about

score 45 · Answer 9 · 2018-04-29T09:28:14+00:00

Their are made of spoiled meat.
Does it mean they are zombies?

score 40 · Answer 10 · 2018-05-12T13:08:21+00:00

Lol it’s an elder Dodo

That can... fly?

score 44 · Answer 11 · 2017-11-29T13:45:38+00:00

Tame one for everyone in your tribe, pump movement speed and damage, make neutral, put on shoulder, anyone or anything that gets in your way will feel it’s wrath!

score 24 · Answer 12 · 2018-12-11T12:53:27+00:00

My army wrecked a radom death worm.

I am now afraid of my Vultures.

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-17T18:08:19+00:00

Get an army of them (high level preferrebly) and go to war with someone

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2019-09-01T22:19:48+00:00

Get about 15 to 20 vultures have them follow you andwhen you are in a fight say "Fetch me their souls" like from cod zombies

score 10 · Answer 15 · 2019-01-19T19:42:40+00:00

If spoiled meat spoils, do you get spoiled spoiled meat? And if spoiled spoiled meat spoils, do you get spoiled spoiled spoiled meat? And if spoiled spoiled spoiled meat spoils, do you get spoiled spoiled spoiled spoiled meat? And if spoiled spoiled spoiled spoiled meat spoils.......

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2019-05-04T02:22:52+00:00

Had about 30 of these before had them go after someone while I played the vulture song from ice age

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2019-09-18T06:56:29+00:00

This is when a zombie dodo is left to evolve

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2019-02-22T00:18:58+00:00

My tribe and vultures=deATH

A HELPFUL TIP SHOULD INCLUDE MORE OWRDS

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2019-01-13T21:21:55+00:00

Mini argentavis so cute and bald

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2019-12-28T20:54:48+00:00

I had a f**king ac sword with my argy I landed in the desert and I went to lvl up by killing stuff I killed a scorpion (vulture:NANI?!?!?) (me:why are coming towards me...WTF GET OFF ME) (vulture:takes my scorpion) (me:GIVE ME MY GOD DANM SCORPION BACK *kills it* phew that sucks) (other vultures:GET HIM) (me:well shi- *i die* I LOST MY GOD DANM AC SWORD *i notice my argy called sweet cheeks died* F*CK YOU *TRIGGERD* * I go into a local with admin spawn a bunch of vultures and rpg them all (note:its a real story I was on rag)