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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: Bro I want an unicorn
Bro: We don’t need one and they’re hard to tame
Me: But we have twenty more tames that are practical one wouldn’t hurt
Bro: When you find griff kibble and tame it let me know
(Later that same day)
Me: Bro so I worked a deal with the admins to help tame two and he’ll breed and raise one free
Bro: Cool let me know when that happens
(Next day)
Bro: Sis we’ve got to get one (admin leaping by on ones back)
Me: Told ya
Why we should forgive unicorns for what happened to Denis the dilo.
1. His sister did it and not the unicorn.
2. It inhumane to still be mad at something that happened five years ago.
3. It’s literally just a game.
I’m not trying to be rude and I know it’s just a joke. So just don’t kill any unicorns just because his Sister did it.
Have a blessed day and Jesus loves you.