Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2023-01-04T10:31:11+00:00

RIP Dennis we will miss you all 🦄=💀

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-30T22:46:49+00:00

Ain’t no way I be in first class and have my army looking broke ain’t no way I let a unicorn flying coach 💀🔪

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2021-05-19T11:57:16+00:00

But i love unicorns :( Thats just mean

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2023-03-22T23:51:03+00:00

Funny story: I was trying to tame one of these things then it literally would rather drowned then let me tame it. Then it got in the water and died

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2023-02-05T14:42:49+00:00

I used to have 3 dilos and they all died to a tame andrewsarchus

R.I.P Dennis we will never forget you kill all unicorns

score -4 · Answer 6 · 2021-11-21T00:39:52+00:00

ALL RUDE YOU KILLED UNCONERS IM A SMALL KID I killed a dodo and cried YOU RUDE DIE DENIS

score -4 · Answer 7 · 2021-09-22T17:04:00+00:00

When getting raid the first thing to save the unicorn and screw everything else

score -5 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-19T05:04:50+00:00

IT’S A MAGICAL PONIE, OH SHIT AN ALLOSAURUS IS EATING IT.

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2023-06-23T03:28:05+00:00

Feed and don’t kill . . . . . . . . . . . .

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2022-01-04T21:20:32+00:00

Every were I go it follows going to take a leak it’s there that’s why I kill them :)

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2024-12-28T06:56:31+00:00

Rip Dennis…now that I think about it unicorns aren’t that valuable so let’s just kill ‘‘em all for Dennis

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2022-04-10T15:46:36+00:00

Rip Dennis the mutant Dino. Bloody unicorns. I’ll kill every unicorns I’ll see

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2022-03-05T20:09:14+00:00

Dennis, we all loved you, i promise to god that i will kill all unicorns with my lvl 1500 giga. Rest In Peace, -BroGamez

score -5 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-27T02:37:45+00:00

I ever saw a unicorn but its 5o far from my bas3 so i killed it

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2022-05-08T17:42:56+00:00

RIP Dennis

ALL Unicorns will die

score -4 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-07T17:30:36+00:00

I shall name my dilo Dennis and blow up any unicorns

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2022-05-07T17:25:01+00:00

Rip Dennis you will be missed the 10 blow up unicorn salute

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2025-02-11T15:17:47+00:00

Why we should forgive unicorns for what happened to Denis the dilo.

1. His sister did it and not the unicorn.

2. It inhumane to still be mad at something that happened five years ago.

3. It’s literally just a game.

I’m not trying to be rude and I know it’s just a joke. So just don’t kill any unicorns just because his Sister did it.

Have a blessed day and Jesus loves you.

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2022-08-06T14:55:19+00:00

She spawned at my base now we have a unicorn bestiee

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-23T23:17:51+00:00

Unicorns suck 😤😤😤😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿👿👿👿👿😐😐😐💥💥💥☠💀💀☠