Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: Bro I want an unicorn
Bro: We don’t need one and they’re hard to tame
Me: But we have twenty more tames that are practical one wouldn’t hurt
Bro: When you find griff kibble and tame it let me know
(Later that same day)
Me: Bro so I worked a deal with the admins to help tame two and he’ll breed and raise one free
Bro: Cool let me know when that happens
(Next day)
Bro: Sis we’ve got to get one (admin leaping by on ones back)
Me: Told ya
More Unicorn Funny Tips
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)