My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)

Why we should forgive unicorns for what happened to Denis the dilo.

1. His sister did it and not the unicorn.

2. It inhumane to still be mad at something that happened five years ago.

3. It’s literally just a game.

I’m not trying to be rude and I know it’s just a joke. So just don’t kill any unicorns just because his Sister did it.

Have a blessed day and Jesus loves you.

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Ya’ll need to stop talking about how the unicorns wronged Dennis and the Allosaurus Army; haven’t the unicorns suffered enough from Voldemort sucking their blood and killing them?

(I’m referring to Harry Potter if you’re confused)

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Are we still talking about Dennis? That happend 5 years ago!

me: I love my unicorn

me goes to dododex to see unicorn jokes on funny

me sees what happend to dennis

me gets on ark

me: I hate you unicorn

me *blows up unicorn*

Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven

1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis

In honor of Dennis, every unicorn will be burned or devoured by my wyvern

Me : *finds unicorn*

Me : ohh les check dododex to see what it prefers

Me : les read some jokes too

Me : *reads the story abt Dennis*

Me : srry horsey

*Proceeds to butcher and eat the unicorn*

R.I.P Dennis you will always be remembered

1^= 1 Great wishes to Dennis

R.I.P. deniss the dilo 😔

But for those who don’t realize it:

It’s not the unicorns fault it’s the sisters fault.

But R.I.P. poor Dennis, fly high my friend.