Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-24T08:38:38+00:00

rip Dennis 🙏 I’ve never liked unicorns either, hate em even more now

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2024-04-03T13:57:24+00:00

BRO I FEED HIM WICH CARROT AN DRIDED HIM THEN HE THROW ME TO THE ALPHA RAPTOR WHYYYY😭😭

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2022-01-22T19:14:05+00:00

From NOW on I will KILL ALL UNICORNS

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2022-01-09T22:10:40+00:00

Who is dennis? Like what Dino was he. And what does he have to do with unicorns

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2021-12-04T09:16:22+00:00

DO NOT JUMP OFF A CLIFF IT DOSE NOT HAVE MUCH HEALTH

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2021-12-02T23:26:07+00:00

RIP Dennis 🙏 I will kill all the unicorns

I already hate unicorns so yay

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2022-06-11T02:50:46+00:00

One time I was on a server and I spawned right next to unicorn then a Rex came ate it and ate me

🦄🦄😢

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-26T15:48:54+00:00

Me: Bro I want an unicorn

Bro: We don’t need one and they’re hard to tame

Me: But we have twenty more tames that are practical one wouldn’t hurt

Bro: When you find griff kibble and tame it let me know

(Later that same day)

Me: Bro so I worked a deal with the admins to help tame two and he’ll breed and raise one free

Bro: Cool let me know when that happens

(Next day)

Bro: Sis we’ve got to get one (admin leaping by on ones back)

Me: Told ya

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2024-07-08T00:27:58+00:00

What do I do when I have both female unicorns? I’m frustrated cuz I really want to breed unicorns

👹

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2022-08-29T11:58:28+00:00

Who is Dennis why do people care so much

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2022-08-01T13:43:19+00:00

This inst funny

Fok u dennis

Also fok u whos reading

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2022-07-16T07:09:29+00:00

DON’T KILL UNICORNS WE LIKE THEM

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2022-07-13T21:23:57+00:00

Hey Dennis Dude (not giving away ur name)

I’m ur sister, I’m still mad at you for that! UNICORNS SHALL LIVE!!!!!

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2022-07-02T09:55:03+00:00

step 1:tame unicorn

step 2:fight the boss that unlocks clone chamber

step 3:clone unicorn

step 4:play with clone becouse your too scared to lose original tame

-ThatKid07701

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2022-06-30T08:13:02+00:00

Name your unicorn fluffy trust me you will be happy

score -4 · Answer 16 · 2020-10-23T19:57:14+00:00

Rip dennis the mutant dilophosaur

Anyway, I will kill your sister and rip of every unicorns head

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-27T19:27:48+00:00

To whoever said about a dead dilo named dennis, YOU WOULDN'T LAST A SECOND ON PC PVP! BECAUSE OF MANAS AND TROPEOS!

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-16T22:02:44+00:00

The moment I fuc king see a unicorn my game crashes

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-03T14:44:53+00:00

/kill @e type=unicorn

Up if u know what I mean

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2023-01-12T00:37:51+00:00

R.I.P Dennis moment of silence for Dennis (anytime u see any unicorn eat it and blame it on a unicorn)