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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Your mute ant dilly you must get another and name it DENNIS JR is that a great idea so if you. Get a muted dilly then called it DENNIS jr btw I was on pvp I had two high lvl wons then someone killed THEM kill every single uircore kill it kill it JUST KILL IT if you see a girl tell her do you like uircorns if she says yes KILL HER I mean (in game)
Me: Bro I want an unicorn
Bro: We don’t need one and they’re hard to tame
Me: But we have twenty more tames that are practical one wouldn’t hurt
Bro: When you find griff kibble and tame it let me know
(Later that same day)
Me: Bro so I worked a deal with the admins to help tame two and he’ll breed and raise one free
Bro: Cool let me know when that happens
(Next day)
Bro: Sis we’ve got to get one (admin leaping by on ones back)
Me: Told ya