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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
RIP Dennis you will be missed and everyone will remember you
Why are you talking about Dennis so much
This was the second thing I ever saw on the lost island map
- Gigantopithecus
Try jumping while riding this. Little girls will squeal with joy when they see what happens ๐๐๐
why everyone talking bout Dennis this ainโt a funeral this is funny section
Dennis you will be missed and no more unicorns!!! ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐คฎ๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐งฌ๐ช๐ช๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐
Eat the poop and make beer in the beer barrel and drink it for a nice and trippy experience
I have encountered a unicorn on a mountain with allosaurus but I didnโt think it was a unicorn so I skipped it but when I finished recording and checked back it was actually a unicorn getting attacked by the allosaurs 1 R.I.P
Cant believe I did that;-;
Uni song
If you find me you gotta be lucky
Stab you with my horn you thinks thatโs funny
You just be crying to your mummy
Poof, Iโm gone where am I hunny
Never again that was your chance
Now Iโm gonna da my unicorn dance
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Dennis: oh a new friend letโs say hi
Lil sis that loves unicorn:*smerks evily*time to die
Dennis:okโwait WHAT*runs but gets bolad *ack!!!
Lil sis:unicorns are better *she said coldly**drops into Meg water**laughes*sis will hate meโฆโฆ.
Big sis:finds Dennis on the shore dead * ๐ kills unicorn*LIL SISSSSSSSS I KILLED THE UNICORN FOR VENGEANCE
Lil sis:UR DINK WAS LEESSSSSSSSSSA*sob cry*BTW UR ALLOS ARE UGLY
Broo I saw a unicorn right and I wanted to tame it so I grabbed my arge and then grabbed the unicorn and put it in my pen then I realized that I recently had harvested carrots I had like to stacks so I was prepared to u know tame it then i
Realize needs kibble GRIFFIN kibble and to tame those is a high level unless u have the golden crown in mobile soo I just have a unicorn in a pen and stuck. Iโm also collecting the poop before it despond soo Iโm stuck in the process of XP hunting but Ik Iโm not going to make it๐ญ๐ฅบ
The poop is much better than beer no hang overs in the dungeon ๐ฎ A.k.a The first time I had beer ๐คช
-The Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)
Finally they added me nae nae.
Tame this with berries and you a a freakin savage
Unicorns are freaking nerds
I got one after about 3 hours of searching tamed it MY MANTICORES KILLED IT WHY ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ (R.I.P Unnamed unicorn)
So hideous right. ...........
โFeed when the blue text appearsโ they say, Iโd love to if I wasnโt hopping off it with every button press ๐ญ๐ญ why are these such a pain
Well Iโm not saying goodbye to a dilo
R.i.p. Dennis. Op your sister is a huuuuuge a$$hole