Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

Previous Page Next Page

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-11T20:27:56+00:00

I got one after about 3 hours of searching tamed it MY MANTICORES KILLED IT WHY 😭😭😭😭😭 (R.I.P Unnamed unicorn)

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2020-06-14T16:16:14+00:00

So hideous right. ...........

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2020-03-26T15:52:58+00:00

The poop is much better than beer no hang overs in the dungeon 😮 A.k.a The first time I had beer 🤪

-The Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2020-03-08T19:09:16+00:00

Finally they added me nae nae.

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2023-09-04T05:35:15+00:00

Unicorns are freaking nerds

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2023-12-08T12:44:22+00:00

“Feed when the blue text appears” they say, I’d love to if I wasn’t hopping off it with every button press 😭😭 why are these such a pain

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-09T17:38:08+00:00

RIP Denis😢

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2021-06-01T22:44:46+00:00

I found heard sparkles in red wood forest. I just flew away bc I couldn’t care less. Reading through comments now, I realized that I just heard a unicorn 😭😭😭😭

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-29T18:34:43+00:00

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2021-05-29T18:13:35+00:00

R.I.P Dennis... poor poor guy...

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-29T12:23:23+00:00

Well I’m not saying goodbye to a dilo

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2021-03-13T15:55:01+00:00

R.i.p. Dennis. Op your sister is a huuuuuge a$$hole

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2021-03-04T01:53:35+00:00

Your mute ant dilly you must get another and name it DENNIS JR is that a great idea so if you. Get a muted dilly then called it DENNIS jr btw I was on pvp I had two high lvl wons then someone killed THEM kill every single uircore kill it kill it JUST KILL IT if you see a girl tell her do you like uircorns if she says yes KILL HER I mean (in game)

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2021-02-19T01:23:29+00:00

Why is this a thing in this game? Because dung beetles do drugs thats why

score -3 · Answer 15 · 2021-10-19T02:25:21+00:00

UNICORNS ARE AWESOME! YALL SUCKKKKK

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2021-09-30T23:54:49+00:00

Die all unicorns rip Dennis the great dilo king if all dilos

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-29T22:56:25+00:00

This is Suppose To Be Rare???!!!

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-24T08:38:38+00:00

rip Dennis 🙏 I’ve never liked unicorns either, hate em even more now

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2024-04-03T13:57:24+00:00

BRO I FEED HIM WICH CARROT AN DRIDED HIM THEN HE THROW ME TO THE ALPHA RAPTOR WHYYYY😭😭

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2024-02-28T00:51:39+00:00

RIP Dennis,you will be missed(KILL EVERY SINGLE UNICORN YOU SEE AND KILL IT IN THE MOST BRUTAL WAY EVER)

-DiligentOctopus358