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What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Broo I saw a unicorn right and I wanted to tame it so I grabbed my arge and then grabbed the unicorn and put it in my pen then I realized that I recently had harvested carrots I had like to stacks so I was prepared to u know tame it then i
Realize needs kibble GRIFFIN kibble and to tame those is a high level unless u have the golden crown in mobile soo I just have a unicorn in a pen and stuck. I’m also collecting the poop before it despond soo I’m stuck in the process of XP hunting but Ik I’m not going to make it😭🥺
Dennis: oh a new friend let’s say hi
Lil sis that loves unicorn:*smerks evily*time to die
Dennis:ok—wait WHAT*runs but gets bolad *ack!!!
Lil sis:unicorns are better *she said coldly**drops into Meg water**laughes*sis will hate me…….
Big sis:finds Dennis on the shore dead * 💀 kills unicorn*LIL SISSSSSSSS I KILLED THE UNICORN FOR VENGEANCE
Lil sis:UR DINK WAS LEESSSSSSSSSSA*sob cry*BTW UR ALLOS ARE UGLY
Your mute ant dilly you must get another and name it DENNIS JR is that a great idea so if you. Get a muted dilly then called it DENNIS jr btw I was on pvp I had two high lvl wons then someone killed THEM kill every single uircore kill it kill it JUST KILL IT if you see a girl tell her do you like uircorns if she says yes KILL HER I mean (in game)