Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Broo I saw a unicorn right and I wanted to tame it so I grabbed my arge and then grabbed the unicorn and put it in my pen then I realized that I recently had harvested carrots I had like to stacks so I was prepared to u know tame it then i
Realize needs kibble GRIFFIN kibble and to tame those is a high level unless u have the golden crown in mobile soo I just have a unicorn in a pen and stuck. Iβm also collecting the poop before it despond soo Iβm stuck in the process of XP hunting but Ik Iβm not going to make itππ₯Ί
More Unicorn Funny Tips
Are we still talking about Dennis? That happend 5 years ago!
Why we should forgive unicorns for what happened to Denis the dilo.
1. His sister did it and not the unicorn.
2. It inhumane to still be mad at something that happened five years ago.
3. Itβs literally just a game.
Iβm not trying to be rude and I know itβs just a joke. So just donβt kill any unicorns just because his Sister did it.
Have a blessed day and Jesus loves you.
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
R.I.P. deniss the dilo π
But for those who donβt realize it:
Itβs not the unicorns fault itβs the sisters fault.
But R.I.P. poor Dennis, fly high my friend.
Me : *finds unicorn*
Me : ohh les check dododex to see what it prefers
Me : les read some jokes too
Me : *reads the story abt Dennis*
Me : srry horsey
*Proceeds to butcher and eat the unicorn*
In honor of Dennis, every unicorn will be burned or devoured by my wyvern
me: I love my unicorn
me goes to dododex to see unicorn jokes on funny
me sees what happend to dennis
me gets on ark
me: I hate you unicorn
me *blows up unicorn*
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
R.I.P Dennis you will always be remembered
1^= 1 Great wishes to Dennis
R.I.P. Dennis. I never liked unicorns they are too 5-year-old-girly