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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Try jumping while riding this. Little girls will squeal with joy when they see what happens ๐๐๐
why everyone talking bout Dennis this ainโt a funeral this is funny section
Deaths in my eyes:part 2:then I ran so fast up Griffin Mountain the player was a newbie so he did not know how to get Griffin. Kibble see the rest in part 3
I had a rex and then my sister killed it so I killed all her unicorns (20) for deniss
I was literally walking around and saw this man in front of me I literally almost had a heart attack
Do they poop rainbows? Or what?
This is the worse I could have taken it back to base with army and locked it up till I had the items to tame it.
Like why didnโt I do that before I looked it up and I need griffin kibble ๐ญhappend while I was looking for megatherium.
Eat the poop it will make you feel good
I have encountered a unicorn on a mountain with allosaurus but I didnโt think it was a unicorn so I skipped it but when I finished recording and checked back it was actually a unicorn getting attacked by the allosaurs 1 R.I.P
Cant believe I did that;-;
Quick and easy they said.
Why must it want griffin kibble.
I find one it itโs next to the only giga on the map I hate my life dear God
R.I.P denis you will be missed ๐
Whatever you do dont be the one unicorn who wakes up without a kidney -dont go to candy mountain- ๐ฌ
Wait I didn't know unis existed in ark
To Dennis, end ur sister,well,losing a unicorn is hard,u wanna always hav the poop,or just flexing,if u wanna feel better,come on the unofficial server:Guam village,I play there a lot,and hav unicorns,I hope u like it!
Broo I saw a unicorn right and I wanted to tame it so I grabbed my arge and then grabbed the unicorn and put it in my pen then I realized that I recently had harvested carrots I had like to stacks so I was prepared to u know tame it then i
Realize needs kibble GRIFFIN kibble and to tame those is a high level unless u have the golden crown in mobile soo I just have a unicorn in a pen and stuck. Iโm also collecting the poop before it despond soo Iโm stuck in the process of XP hunting but Ik Iโm not going to make it๐ญ๐ฅบ
Dennis you will be missed and no more unicorns!!! ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐คฎ๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐งฌ๐ช๐ช๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐
Eat the poop and make beer in the beer barrel and drink it for a nice and trippy experience
Tame this with berries and you a a freakin savage
Uni song
If you find me you gotta be lucky
Stab you with my horn you thinks thatโs funny
You just be crying to your mummy
Poof, Iโm gone where am I hunny
Never again that was your chance
Now Iโm gonna da my unicorn dance
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