Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok this is a tip that’s more of name ideals.
1. OH MY GOODNESS WHERE WERE ALL THIS TIME?
2. OH MY WORD YOU’RE SO PRETTY
3. I DON’T PLAY ANYMORE JUST RIDE YOU ALL DAY
4. I FINALLY HAVE GRIFFIN KIBBLE
5. EVERYONE JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU NOT ME
6. I SHOULD CHARGE ADMISSION FOR THIS
7. YOU ARE THE COOLEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
8. IT WAS SO WORTH ALL THOSE TIMES I CRIED BECAUSE I COULDN’T TAME YOU
9. I KNOW YOU DON’T LIKE BEING TAMED BUT... NO DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!
-The Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)
Dennis do I love those one time my brother killed one of my girls and I choose one of his times to rest in peace Dennis where are the dodo I mean him a Sauris I also like unicorns but if I want to do to tame one of mine I will not kill any of your teams but rest in peace Dennis
Found a unicorn and a head god mode on so I turn the speed up to the highest level I can anyone so fast I couldn’t even find it so I have to 30 minutes I never saw a unicorn again my life is in the spare if anybody found a unicorn and they can get it in under 15 minutes and I’ll find you in this world you’re getting 100 bucks but you have to come to my house and help me get a unicorn if I had a unicorn I would go nuts help me please please please I need a unicorn you’re cute and I love horses wait no more snow cats video but I don’t know I don’t want dodo birds in the…