Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
A very noobish me: "Oh Look A Unicorn! Well , this IS Ragnarok so they must be common. What's this rainbow stuff on the ground?" *Picks up the 'rainbow stuff*
This must be SUPER valuable for trading! I'll take it to the strongest tribe's base."
(After Like 30 Mins Of Running To The Base On Foot , I'm Finally There!) "Hey! Beachbob29 , I found some Unicorn residue stuff! Will you trade me anything for it?"
Beachbob29: "I'll give you my max level mutated equus for the residue and where you found it."
Me: "Wow! Thanks!" *Tells him where I found it and he flies off on a cyan colored snowy owl*
A VERY Excited Me:You're so cute! I'm gonna name you Carrot Cake, and take you everywhere!"
Equus: *looks at me funny*
Me: *quickly claims the equus and grabs phone to go on Dododex.*
Me: "WHAT THE ACTUALLY F### DID I JUST DO"
Beachbob29: *tames Unicorn*
Me: *Cries*
More Unicorn Funny Tips
I came looking for an equus and found this dude.
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
Iβve always heard that you shouldnβt eat the unicorn droppings if you ever find them. I was always curious about why. One day, I got lucky enough to find some. As I went into my inventory to eat it, I remember thinking, βThis probably wonβt be so bad.β I then proceeded to start tripping. Seriously tripping. The unicorn droppings are no joke. Eat them and you will literally taste the rainbow.
Justice for Denis!!! He must be avenged!
I saw one once *pulls out tek rifle when he is only level 46* This is for Dennis!!!!!!!!!!
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
Rip Dennis I will throw any unicorn into the volcano, drop from high in the sky, and put them into the wyvern trench, up to support dennis the dilo also to the person who lost Dennis bc their sis killed Dennis I will make a army of allies to support u
Rip Dennis I have an army of rexes from my time in ark and I will murder ant and all unicorns I see from now on
Dennis Mustn't be forgotten! I will make a grave on my ARK save file all for Dennis, also... Try playing an Online server with your sis, Trap her in a room with only a Unicorn and also a Sword, Tell her to kill it, it's the only way to get out.
Rest in peace Dennis