Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
A very noobish me: "Oh Look A Unicorn! Well , this IS Ragnarok so they must be common. What's this rainbow stuff on the ground?" *Picks up the 'rainbow stuff*
This must be SUPER valuable for trading! I'll take it to the strongest tribe's base."
(After Like 30 Mins Of Running To The Base On Foot , I'm Finally There!) "Hey! Beachbob29 , I found some Unicorn residue stuff! Will you trade me anything for it?"
Beachbob29: "I'll give you my max level mutated equus for the residue and where you found it."
Me: "Wow! Thanks!" *Tells him where I found it and he flies off on a cyan colored snowy owl*
A VERY Excited Me:You're so cute! I'm gonna name you Carrot Cake, and take you everywhere!"
Equus: *looks at me funny*
Me: *quickly claims the equus and grabs phone to go on Dododex.*
Me: "WHAT THE ACTUALLY F### DID I JUST DO"
Beachbob29: *tames Unicorn*
Me: *Cries*
More Unicorn Funny Tips
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
Rip Dennis may you slaughter unis and sisters in heaven ππ
RIP Dennis poor guy
We are the real reason unicorns went extinct
Funny thing is I need to tame one...
I know!
I'll tame it strap 500 c4s to it drop it on another unicorn!!
Double kill! And explosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#for Dennis
Start the war against the unicorns they shall die a horrible death we will avenge Dennis I know that the Dennis guy has lost a loved one but we will never forget Dennis the best friend and we shall begin to see that the unicorns are evil we will destroy them I have my own one I have tried to Tortured it in the most gruesome way possible but it isnβt working. Itβs not dying. Itβs immortal.
Dennis shall be avenged by all unicorn haters rip dennis u will be missed π¦π¦π¦<βββ
You donβt know how fast I am fast as truck d and d raw
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈ Do the same exact alt the same comment βRIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈβ and letβs see how many people will RIP Dennis