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A very noobish me: "Oh Look A Unicorn! Well , this IS Ragnarok so they must be common. What's this rainbow stuff on the ground?" *Picks up the 'rainbow stuff*

This must be SUPER valuable for trading! I'll take it to the strongest tribe's base."

(After Like 30 Mins Of Running To The Base On Foot , I'm Finally There!) "Hey! Beachbob29 , I found some Unicorn residue stuff! Will you trade me anything for it?"

Beachbob29: "I'll give you my max level mutated equus for the residue and where you found it."

Me: "Wow! Thanks!" *Tells him where I found it and he flies off on a cyan colored snowy owl*

A VERY Excited Me:You're so cute! I'm gonna name you Carrot Cake, and take you everywhere!"

Equus: *looks at me funny*

Me: *quickly claims the equus and grabs phone to go on Dododex.*

Me: "WHAT THE ACTUALLY F### DID I JUST DO"

Beachbob29: *tames Unicorn*

Me: *Cries*

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