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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

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My friend: I tamed a unicorn!
Me: how is a unicorn a dinosaur?
My friend: ...
Ark: unicorn is a dinosaur!
Me: dinosaurs canโt make rainbows when it jumps...
Ark: oh
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like โNOโ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army โ. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canโt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed ๐ญ)
Rip Dennis and marshmallow
You both will be missed
I will miss Dennis more though
I found 1 of these guys in the wild.I take a picture of it. The whole picture I realized was only the half of the whole unicorns body. And it was the back half. I showed my brother he said it was horse. I couldnโt even get another picture bc a raptor walked up to me and flipping tackled me. Great times I tell ya great times.
Rip Dennis we all loved you ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur โฐ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ Do the same exact alt the same comment โRIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur โฐ๏ธ๐บ๐ธโ and letโs see how many people will RIP Dennis
RIP DENNIS THE MEGA DILO.
RIP Dennis, I love dilos and my friend once killed my entire army of 5 dilo that were level 40 to level 60. Sorry dude.
R.I.P. Dennis, you will be missed ๐ญ๐ข๐๐ฟ
How. A unicorn got its horn it was once just a horse and hit its head into a rock really hard and thatโs how it got its horn and it got its magical powers from true pain and thatโs why my unicorn never has full health and because Iโm always fighting mantis
How. A unicorn got its horn it was once just a horse and hit its head into a rock really hard and thatโs how it got its horn and it got its magical powers from true pain and thatโs why my unicorn never has full health and because Iโm always fighting mantis