Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok so the admins of the server have two unicorns. My bro and I fly by one base and we keep hearing this sound. It turned out to be one pooping though it was quite musical. I seriously thought it was like a glitch or something. Anyways he goes to another base and the other unicorn had a mound of poop. He goes, “Hey I wonder what this does?” So he looked it up. He heard about the fishing tip but wondered if it would kill him to eat it. He walks into our base and says, “Oh my word our base is so pretty.” All the lights were rainbow. We now serve unicorn poop to our guests on Friday night.
- Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)
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