
What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: look a stupid unicorn who would want one I’ll kill it
Some random person that likes unicorns: YOU KILLED A UNICORN!!!!!!!!! YOU COULD HAVE TAMED IT!!!!!
Me: why they are stupid
Other person: THEY ARE AMAZING!!!
Me: why don’t you get a different one?
Other person: they are the rarest thing ever!!!!!
Me: ohhhhh oops well at least it was only a unicorn