Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: look a stupid unicorn who would want one I’ll kill it
Some random person that likes unicorns: YOU KILLED A UNICORN!!!!!!!!! YOU COULD HAVE TAMED IT!!!!!
Me: why they are stupid
Other person: THEY ARE AMAZING!!!
Me: why don’t you get a different one?
Other person: they are the rarest thing ever!!!!!
Me: ohhhhh oops well at least it was only a unicorn
More Unicorn Funny Tips
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)